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 Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:49 pm
How to drown an idiot
put a scratch-and-sniff under water
How to starve an idiot
lock them in a (abandoned (not empty)) grocerie store
lock them in their own car O_O
How to stall an idiot
give them a sign saying to read the back on the front, and to read the front on the back
How to make an idiot sick.
pick up a piece of gum from the ground and wrap it in paper. Tell them it's ABC gum and will help them learn more words if they chew it.
How to entertain an idiot.
give them a piece of paper that is (for example) red on one side and blue on the other. tell them the paper is red, but if or when they say it's not all red you say "sorry, it's blue."
Up for ideas here mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:17 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:38 am
How to entertain an idiot.
give them a piece of paper that is (for example) red on one side and blue on the other. tell them the paper is red, but if or when they say it's not all red you say "sorry, it's blue."
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:39 am
How to make an idiot sick.
pick up a piece of gum from the ground and wrap it in paper. Tell them it's ABC gum and will help them learn more words if they chew it.
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:04 pm
oh thanks now i no how to shut u up lol jk
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:00 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:22 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:51 am
How do you amuse a idiot?
Give them a peice of paper with 'Please turn over' on both sides.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:36 pm
lionessgirl How do you amuse a idiot? Give them a peice of paper with 'Please turn over' on both sides. sorry, that 1s been used 2ce in differnt forms... we got any new 1s??
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:48 am
arusdaryl lionessgirl How do you amuse a idiot? Give them a peice of paper with 'Please turn over' on both sides. sorry, that 1s been used 2ce in differnt forms... we got any new 1s?? How do you find an idiot? Look for the numbers in place of letters/words in a forum post. >_<
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:47 pm
norizo arusdaryl lionessgirl How do you amuse a idiot? Give them a peice of paper with 'Please turn over' on both sides. sorry, that 1s been used 2ce in differnt forms... we got any new 1s?? How do you find an idiot? Look for the numbers in place of letters/words in a forum post. >_< no, being "literate" is annoying and redundant xp why bother? no reason at all neutral
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:58 pm
arusdaryl norizo arusdaryl lionessgirl How do you amuse a idiot? Give them a peice of paper with 'Please turn over' on both sides. sorry, that 1s been used 2ce in differnt forms... we got any new 1s?? How do you find an idiot? Look for the numbers in place of letters/words in a forum post. >_< no, being "literate" is annoying and redundant xp why bother? no reason at all neutral No, being literate shows knowledge. to be able to spell a word and use it correctly shows that you aren't as dumb as some my perseve you to be. Besides, the world is overrun with stupid and lazy people as it is. Now they're just getting even more lazy by not typing out a word.
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:31 pm
Sakuya_Sakura arusdaryl norizo arusdaryl lionessgirl How do you amuse a idiot? Give them a peice of paper with 'Please turn over' on both sides. sorry, that 1s been used 2ce in differnt forms... we got any new 1s?? How do you find an idiot? Look for the numbers in place of letters/words in a forum post. >_< no, being "literate" is annoying and redundant xp why bother? no reason at all neutral No, being literate shows knowledge. to be able to spell a word and use it correctly shows that you aren't as dumb as some my perseve you to be. Besides, the world is overrun with stupid and lazy people as it is. Now they're just getting even more lazy by not typing out a word. so... youre stupid if you dont like, try spellcheck or whatever, or look up words you dont know when you can just type it "wrong" in a quarter of the time? ive got better things i can do than look up words and lose hair over my bad spelling
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:36 pm
arusdaryl Sakuya_Sakura arusdaryl norizo arusdaryl lionessgirl How do you amuse a idiot? Give them a peice of paper with 'Please turn over' on both sides. sorry, that 1s been used 2ce in differnt forms... we got any new 1s?? How do you find an idiot? Look for the numbers in place of letters/words in a forum post. >_< no, being "literate" is annoying and redundant xp why bother? no reason at all neutral No, being literate shows knowledge. to be able to spell a word and use it correctly shows that you aren't as dumb as some my perseve you to be. Besides, the world is overrun with stupid and lazy people as it is. Now they're just getting even more lazy by not typing out a word. so... youre stupid if you dont like, try spellcheck or whatever, or look up words you dont know when you can just type it "wrong" in a quarter of the time? ive got better things i can do than look up words and lose hair over my bad spelling i agree. i spell words wrong all the time just because it's faster (or more amusing) and that doesn't mean i'm dumb. i just don't feel like fishing out a dictionary every time i'm unsure of how to spell a word.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:27 pm
ok, this thread is called "how to --- an idiot" not "lets debate over whether we need to be literate or not"... this arguement is stupid and pointless (and will be in the archives forever) so forget about it
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