Welcome to Gaia! ::

Back in my day, we didn't have these high-tech gadgits and gizmos. The most high-tech thing we had was a pointy rock tied to a stick with a vine.

A spear! Did I say a flat sharp rock? No! What is with young people with their minisule attention span?! scream

You've been taking to much medication grand-pa.

Well well well. I do recal teh great Voidian war of year 01. It was faught over some poo. It was the Flies Vs teh Dung beatles. The Flies won, needless to say. But we lost so many casualties. Those poor tacos will never be eaten now. crying

Of course, child. Now, what should I talk about? Ah, yes. When I first met Grammy Girtrude. It was during the War of year 01 in the Void. We were on enemy side, her and I, but it was love at first sight. We stopped fighting and made out right there in teh middle of the battle feild. Others saw our love, and stopped fighting. Because they can't think foethemselves and do what ever the cool people do! scream
Ahem, anyway. Girtude and I were married, and still are to this day. She's taking a trip around the world, spreading word of peace and tacos. She will be back someday. 3nodding

No, no. She is a fly. She was kidnapped by those evil dung beatles, and brainwashed. I, however, bravely saved her. She is now unbrainwashed, and is married to me. Our 10,000 year aniversary is coming up. 3nodding

Grampa? What sports did you play back in the day?

We played many sports. Such as greased veloco raptor catching, stick ball, and don't wiz in teh primodial soup. 3nodding