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 Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:19 pm
Aah yes, we've all heard of them. Pick up lines intended to get you a date but end up comical, cheesy or absolutely crap.
I know a few:
-Did it hurt?
What hurt?
When you fell down from heaven...
-What's cookin good lookin?
-Are you a parking ticket, cause you've got fine written all over you!
-This candy's sweet, but not as sweet as you!
Yes, some of them I heard from my friends. So anyone else know any?
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:09 am
I lost my number, can I have yours?
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haloshatterer Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:35 pm
lol, don't ask me, no one has tried any pick up lines on me
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:34 am
This is a lame1 but..Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:12 am
This is so lame.. Did you have cambell soup this morning? Cuz you're looking mm.. mm.. good.
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:13 am
Here's another one. Did I see you on the Frosted Flakes cereal box? Cuz you're looking grrreat.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:19 am
my friend was soooo drunk when he called one of our girlfriends and said this to her. "im not a plumber but ill clean your pipes anyways"
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:17 am
Your legs are like peanut butter, soft, creamy, and easy to spread.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 12:57 pm
okay i got some relly corney ones
*if i could rearange the alphebt i'd put U and I together
* Hay Baby are you tired because you'v been running throw my mind all day
*"hay baby where you going the party is right here"guy make hand motions towords his croch
*girl heaven must be missing an angel because i see one right here in frunt of me
*"hay wana put your hand in my pocket...no not that one the one in the frunt"Winks at the girl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 7:47 pm
I heard my friend yell this to my teacher rofl
(he was expelled rofl )
do you know karate? Cause ur body's kickin'!
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:42 am
My friend told me this one. sad thing is, it worked for him.
"i like every bone in your body. even mine."
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:52 pm
Haha that peanut butter one is just sad...
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:09 pm
not sure but
boy:how much does a penguin weigh?
girl:idk
boy:enough to break the ice, hi my name is -------
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:42 pm
some of those are terrible
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:47 pm
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