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 Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:26 pm
Yo Grannie so damn fat, that if she was an Aeroplane, she'd be a Jumbo Jet.
Yo Grandpa so fat that he's half Scottish, half Irish and half American
Yo Wife so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"
Yo Priest so fat, when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell...
Yo Doctor so fat, that when her Beeper goes off folk think she's backing up.
Yo Auntie so fat when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room
Yo Bookie so fat he gotta buy clothes by the furlon
Yo Dentist so fat that when he burped he blew out all yo mamma's teeth...that why she so ugly!
Yo Papa's so large when you climb on top of him your ears pop.
Yo Father so fat that when he sat on a Rainbow skittles fell out.
Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing
Yo Sis so Monstrous she uses Soccer balls for earrings.
Yo Father so fat he can't even tie his own shoelaces
Yo Mama so huge that God created her...and on the seventh day rested.
Your Kid Sister so fat the Japanese Sumo Wrestling squad had to turn her down.
Yo Star Trek fan so fat he make Riker's beer belly look 2 atoms thick
Yo Lawyer's so fat...we're inside her right now.
Yo' Baker so freakin fat he masturbates when reading cookbooks
Yo Auntie so fat that Weight Watchers threw her out for breaking the scales.
Yo Boss so fat that when she calls a board meeting she has to pull herself up a Sofa.
Yo Air hostess so fat that on a scale of 1 to 10 she a 747.
Your boyfriend so fat he hasn't seen his feet for 10 years
Yo Bro so fat that when he farted, Mars came out...and I ain't talkin bout the 'sweetie'
You Nana so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean she caused a 60 foot tidal wave.
Yo Music teacher so freakin Fat that she whistles Bass
Yo Postman so fat he got his very own Post Code
You cousin so fat she's on Both sides of the family.
Yo Girlfriend so fat I ask her to go get a Curry and she bring back 80 pounds of gravy.
Yo kid brother so fat he sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.
Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
Yo wife so fat she got more nooks and Crannies than a Ploughman's pastry
Yo Sister so fat she got a new job DJ'ing for the Ice Cream Van.
Yo Momma so fat all chairs in the house have their own seatbelts.
Yo Dog so fat that when you take it 'walkies' it don't know whether it walking or rolling
Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain't enough.
Yo' Astronomer so fat she plays pool with Venus....and Neptune...and pluto...and...
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:30 pm
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
she was a guard at Snake Mountain
they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...
even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
her shadow gave up.
people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:41 pm
Sorry but your trying to hard... there were a few funny ones and in return you get a comic... 
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:51 pm
.........................................okay......
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:53 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:03 am
tom brocall saying his name during 6:30 news or a gnag of tom brocalls
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:23 am
think about tom brocal and him talking for a very long time
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:16 pm
spike_sp think about tom brocal and him talking for a very long time on your sig... how did you do that
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:37 pm
Tsunami_Savior spike_sp think about tom brocal and him talking for a very long time on your sig... how did you do that you mean by makeing it ?
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:07 pm
spike_sp Tsunami_Savior spike_sp think about tom brocal and him talking for a very long time on your sig... how did you do that you mean by makeing it ? never mind i figured it out and if you want to check it out it's on my profile page
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:31 pm
  Tsunami_Savior spike_sp Tsunami_Savior spike_sp think about tom brocal and him talking for a very long time on your sig... how did you do that you mean by makeing it ? never mind i figured it out and if you want to check it out it's on my profile page           
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:20 pm
spike_sp Tsunami_Savior spike_sp Tsunami_Savior spike_sp think about tom brocal and him talking for a very long time on your sig... how did you do that you mean by makeing it ? never mind i figured it out and if you want to check it out it's on my profile page How the hell did you do this im interested
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:10 am
Tsunami_Savior spike_sp Tsunami_Savior spike_sp Tsunami_Savior spike_sp think about tom brocal and him talking for a very long time on your sig... how did you do that you mean by makeing it ? never mind i figured it out and if you want to check it out it's on my profile page How the hell did you do this im interested raided your imgs ?
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:39 pm
yes tell me how you did that and i'll give you gold if it works
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