What is Male Kidnappers Inc.? It's a joke really, started by me and Nanne some time ago. I kidnap her, then she kidnaps me, then we kidnap all the cute guys, puppies, and bunnies of the world. And now it's a company where we go and kidnap cute guys! Because like the motto says, some guys are so hot, that they just have to be kidnapped!
Where does the name Male Kidnappers Inc. come from?It's the fault of sexy shirtless barefeet male dancers!
sweatdrop ((inside joke))
What does it mean to be kidnapped?It depends on the person. It can mean just very loved and another way of claiming someone, or it can be a strange role play with ransoms demanded. It depends on your kidnapper. All in all, it's just for fun. Don't like it, then tell your kidnapper, and they're obligated to let you loose (unless Nanne or Selene, because they're evil XD).
Does Male Kidnappers Inc. kidnap only guys?Male Kidnappers Inc. is an equal opportunity kidnapping company. We kidnap anyone (and something things) deemed hot and/or cute! No one is safe from our wraith!
domokun How do I join Male Kidnappers Inc.?To become an official kidnapper is a long tendious process of being around and being noticed by Nanne and/or Selene or a level 4 personel(look at the badges, they show rankings). And then responsibilities are dumped upon you to have you be quickly removed at anytime.
Do Not PM Selene or Nanne About Becoming A Kidnapper or Employee. You Will Be Ignored. But just because you're not official, doesn't mean you can't kidnap someone!
How do I get kidnapped by Male Kidnappers Inc.?By exisitng!
domokun No one is safe from our wraith! If you're deemed cute or hot by someone from
Male Kidnappers Inc., they might kidnap you! ((In me and Nanne's case, you also should be 18 and over
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DO NOT PM US "Can you kidnap me?" or
"Am I kidnappable?" We're annoyed by all these random pms, thank you for your support, but we don't kidnap everyone, look at our list, see how small they are!
I am under 18, does that mean I'm safe from the clutches of Male Kidnappers Inc.?Nope! We've recuited (and slowly get more) people to kidnap you youngs! But, sometimes Nanne and I might still kidnap you for your sheer cuteness. So, you still should be afraid!
twisted How do I avoid being kidnapped by Male Kidnappers Inc.? There is no escape! Just kidding. Just tell whoever is trying to kidnap you a polite 'No thank you,' or something along those lines. Getting all offense will get you blacklisted. By just posting here there's 99.99% chance you'll get kidnapped by someone here. But remember, this whole thing is in fun, if you're not having fun, just leave before upsetting someone.
I think Male Kidnappers Inc. is a stupid! You freaking n00bs! scream How the hell did you get into our guild? *smite!*
Isn't there a thread in the chatterbox labeled Male Kidnappers Inc.?Yes. Want the link? Here you go!
Male Kidnappers Inc. ThreadOn the Roleplay sticky, how come there really isn't a form, yet I see other's bios?It's just your name and your bio, and your bio is posted with the others after you pm it to Selene or post it on there.
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