Cuddles got this idea from English class, bitches. ;D Her and Fellatio are going to write it together. mad Enjoy
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Atop Mt. Olympia, there was Hera and Zeus. Unfortunately, even the Gods aren't perfect. Hera was nagnagnagging Zeus, and he was fed up with it.
"I don't know why I stay married to you! I mean, you cheating on me with Leto, Callisto,
mortal women, and Io! You loved Lamia...but I cursed her good. Then, there was Gerana...More
beauitful than I? b***h, puh-LEASE!..." Hera nagged on and on. Zeus was trying to listen, but his paitent wore thin,
"Hera...please..."
"-NagNagNag-"
"...Hera?"
"-NagNagNag-"
"DAMNIT! I can't take it anymore! If I'm so 'imperfect,' I'll switch places with a mortal! Maybe a mortal will better suit your needs!" And with that, he went off in search of a replacement.
Zeus went a-lookin' for quite some time, but he didn't find anyone who would work well as King of Gods. But then, he got to the other side of the world.
"Several million people and I still can't find one.."
He soared higher, and then spotted someone.
Zeus laughed a bit, "It seems like he needs this job more than I need his..."
"Today is NOT my day.." murmured Daron, shuffling his feet lazily. He was walking somewhere, shirtless because a ratha rabid pack of fangirls decided to take it while he was walking down the road. AND he was bored. AND he was out of pot.
To put the icing on the cupcake of his day, this big white haired guy wearing a bedsheet dropped out of the sky. Everyone around him stopped moving. It was completely silent.
"Can..I help you?" Daron asked, stepping back a little bit. He stayed slient, but the dropped to his knees, arms wrapped around Daron's waist.
"PLEAAAAASE TAKE MY THRONE AS KING OF THE GODS!! I CAN'T TAKE HERA'S CONSTANT BITCHING!! IT'S SO HORRIBLE, EVERY MINUTE, EVERY SECOND.."
Daron stoner laughed.
"Uhh..I dunno who you are though."
"Zeus. King of The Gods on Mt. Olympus."
"Oh. Okay, then."
Zeus poked Daron, and suddenly, Daron was wearing the bedsheet, and Zeus was in Daron's clothes.
"Thank you. I must leave now."
"But..what do I.."
Time started going again, and Zeus disappeared in a crowd.
"Wonderful."
Daron looked around. The 'mortals' didn't seem to notice him. He looked down at his new clothes, and then thought for a moment,
"Hmm...I'm the kind of Gods nows...what should I do..." he grinned,
"Rub it in Serj, Shavo, and John's faces! HAH!" and, in the blink of an eye, he was at Serj's house, where his bandmates were in the living room. When Daron walked in...he definitely opened some eyes. Shavo stoner-laughed,
"Dude...Are you going back to college? What's with the toga?" Serj eyed him,
"Looks more like a bedsheet to me." Daron grinned,
"WRONG! I'm a GOD, now! Not just any god...KING OF GODS! Bow before me!" Shavo looked at Serj,
"Um...Yeah...He may not be back in college...but he's definitely been smoking some s**t." Daron blinked,
"NOOO! I'm a GOD!"
"Prove it."
Daron blinked. He was frustrated,
"Believe me or I'll kick your a**!!"
"That isn't much coming from the guy who wears a bed ******** YOU!" Daron's eyes flashed in rage, and a bolt of lightning stuck down, and hit Shavo. Shavo fell backwards, his clothing charged. He then stood up, and looked at Daron,
"...Maybe he really is a god..."
"Told ya."
***
Atop Mt. Olympia, there was Hera and Zeus. Unfortunately, even the Gods aren't perfect. Hera was nagnagnagging Zeus, and he was fed up with it.
"I don't know why I stay married to you! I mean, you cheating on me with Leto, Callisto,
mortal women, and Io! You loved Lamia...but I cursed her good. Then, there was Gerana...More
beauitful than I? b***h, puh-LEASE!..." Hera nagged on and on. Zeus was trying to listen, but his paitent wore thin,
"Hera...please..."
"-NagNagNag-"
"...Hera?"
"-NagNagNag-"
"DAMNIT! I can't take it anymore! If I'm so 'imperfect,' I'll switch places with a mortal! Maybe a mortal will better suit your needs!" And with that, he went off in search of a replacement.
Zeus went a-lookin' for quite some time, but he didn't find anyone who would work well as King of Gods. But then, he got to the other side of the world.
"Several million people and I still can't find one.."
He soared higher, and then spotted someone.
Zeus laughed a bit, "It seems like he needs this job more than I need his..."
"Today is NOT my day.." murmured Daron, shuffling his feet lazily. He was walking somewhere, shirtless because a ratha rabid pack of fangirls decided to take it while he was walking down the road. AND he was bored. AND he was out of pot.
To put the icing on the cupcake of his day, this big white haired guy wearing a bedsheet dropped out of the sky. Everyone around him stopped moving. It was completely silent.
"Can..I help you?" Daron asked, stepping back a little bit. He stayed slient, but the dropped to his knees, arms wrapped around Daron's waist.
"PLEAAAAASE TAKE MY THRONE AS KING OF THE GODS!! I CAN'T TAKE HERA'S CONSTANT BITCHING!! IT'S SO HORRIBLE, EVERY MINUTE, EVERY SECOND.."
Daron stoner laughed.
"Uhh..I dunno who you are though."
"Zeus. King of The Gods on Mt. Olympus."
"Oh. Okay, then."
Zeus poked Daron, and suddenly, Daron was wearing the bedsheet, and Zeus was in Daron's clothes.
"Thank you. I must leave now."
"But..what do I.."
Time started going again, and Zeus disappeared in a crowd.
"Wonderful."
Daron looked around. The 'mortals' didn't seem to notice him. He looked down at his new clothes, and then thought for a moment,
"Hmm...I'm the kind of Gods nows...what should I do..." he grinned,
"Rub it in Serj, Shavo, and John's faces! HAH!" and, in the blink of an eye, he was at Serj's house, where his bandmates were in the living room. When Daron walked in...he definitely opened some eyes. Shavo stoner-laughed,
"Dude...Are you going back to college? What's with the toga?" Serj eyed him,
"Looks more like a bedsheet to me." Daron grinned,
"WRONG! I'm a GOD, now! Not just any god...KING OF GODS! Bow before me!" Shavo looked at Serj,
"Um...Yeah...He may not be back in college...but he's definitely been smoking some s**t." Daron blinked,
"NOOO! I'm a GOD!"
"Prove it."
Daron blinked. He was frustrated,
"Believe me or I'll kick your a**!!"
"That isn't much coming from the guy who wears a bed ******** YOU!" Daron's eyes flashed in rage, and a bolt of lightning stuck down, and hit Shavo. Shavo fell backwards, his clothing charged. He then stood up, and looked at Daron,
"...Maybe he really is a god..."
"Told ya."
