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 Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:56 pm
this was found by me in the chatterbox...
"Through the past few months I have come up with a new way of masturbation. I usually masturbate in the pool, and, come up every few minutes for air (I've trained my lungs well). Now, I usually clean up my spooge. But, I also tend to take off my swim trunks and sit upon the water pump/jet of the pool. Well, one day, something odd happened. As I attempted to resurface, I suffered a little thing you might call a prolapsed rectum.. Anyways, I went to the hospital, and, survived, luckily. However, only to hear horrible news.
My teenage sister had gone swimming in the pool, and was apparently pregnant! I didn't get all of it.
Also, to explain the happening with my rectum.
The pump is made to pull about 400 pounds worth. So, as it was sucking my a*****e.. yeah. When I first saw it, I tried tearing my rectum, which was conneced to the hole, because I thought it was a snake. But, I soon realized what it was."
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:51 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:18 pm
Dude, that's fricken weak. Ew ew ew.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:38 pm
I don't think I've ever heard of accidental inbreeding.
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:16 pm
That.. is freakin' weird... O_o
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:43 pm
[TH3 C4NC3R F41RY] this was found by me in the chatterbox... "Through the past few months I have come up with a new way of masturbation. I usually masturbate in the pool, and, come up every few minutes for air (I've trained my lungs well). Now, I usually clean up my spooge. But, I also tend to take off my swim trunks and sit upon the water pump/jet of the pool. Well, one day, something odd happened. As I attempted to resurface, I suffered a little thing you might call a prolapsed rectum.. Anyways, I went to the hospital, and, survived, luckily. However, only to hear horrible news. My teenage sister had gone swimming in the pool, and was apparently pregnant! I didn't get all of it. Also, to explain the happening with my rectum. The pump is made to pull about 400 pounds worth. So, as it was sucking my a*****e.. yeah. When I first saw it, I tried tearing my rectum, which was conneced to the hole, because I thought it was a snake. But, I soon realized what it was." This was stolen from Chuck Palahniuk's book Haunted. The entire pool suction cup thing is an old urban legend which inspired one of the short stories in said book. Please point me to this thread so I can ridicule the living ******** out of this trash.
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:44 pm
Icege [TH3 C4NC3R F41RY] this was found by me in the chatterbox... "Through the past few months I have come up with a new way of masturbation. I usually masturbate in the pool, and, come up every few minutes for air (I've trained my lungs well). Now, I usually clean up my spooge. But, I also tend to take off my swim trunks and sit upon the water pump/jet of the pool. Well, one day, something odd happened. As I attempted to resurface, I suffered a little thing you might call a prolapsed rectum.. Anyways, I went to the hospital, and, survived, luckily. However, only to hear horrible news. My teenage sister had gone swimming in the pool, and was apparently pregnant! I didn't get all of it. Also, to explain the happening with my rectum. The pump is made to pull about 400 pounds worth. So, as it was sucking my a*****e.. yeah. When I first saw it, I tried tearing my rectum, which was conneced to the hole, because I thought it was a snake. But, I soon realized what it was." This was stolen from Chuck Palahniuk's book Haunted. The entire pool suction cup thing is an old urban legend which inspired one of the short stories in said book. Please point me to this thread so I can ridicule the living ******** out of this trash. That book was awesome, my friend and I read it out loud during lunch to see how many people stopped eating
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:17 am
Icege [TH3 C4NC3R F41RY] this was found by me in the chatterbox... "Through the past few months I have come up with a new way of masturbation. I usually masturbate in the pool, and, come up every few minutes for air (I've trained my lungs well). Now, I usually clean up my spooge. But, I also tend to take off my swim trunks and sit upon the water pump/jet of the pool. Well, one day, something odd happened. As I attempted to resurface, I suffered a little thing you might call a prolapsed rectum.. Anyways, I went to the hospital, and, survived, luckily. However, only to hear horrible news. My teenage sister had gone swimming in the pool, and was apparently pregnant! I didn't get all of it. Also, to explain the happening with my rectum. The pump is made to pull about 400 pounds worth. So, as it was sucking my a*****e.. yeah. When I first saw it, I tried tearing my rectum, which was conneced to the hole, because I thought it was a snake. But, I soon realized what it was." This was stolen from Chuck Palahniuk's book Haunted. The entire pool suction cup thing is an old urban legend which inspired one of the short stories in said book. Please point me to this thread so I can ridicule the living ******** out of this trash. lol, can't remember where it was...
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:58 am
I was about to say, fake.
It just sounds very farfetched.
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