In the morning, Chris is vomiting in the toilet. Ivan tosses her a towel.
Chris: What did we do last night?
Ivan: Eh… drank too much...
Ivan starts picking up the trash, Chris walks out of the bathroom wiping herself off with the towel.
Chris (Mumbling): Better not have sucked your c**k… no reason I’d be this sick.
Ivan gives her a sharp glare.
Ivan: I can assure you there was no such thing – and you’re a light drinker.
Chris waves him off, plopping herself down on the couch. The telephone rings and Ivan answers it.
Ivan: Yeah, just come in today, use that ID card I gave you around the back, uh-huh, yeah, bye.
Ivan hangs up the phone and puts the last of the trash in the garbage bag.
Chris: Who was that?
Ivan: New bartender.
Chris: WHAT!
Ivan: Stop yelling woman…
Chris: Why didn’t you tell me!
Ivan: I need to wake up Max…
Chris: Ivan!
Ivan: What?
Chris gets angry and storms off into the bathroom, she slams the door. Ivan gets annoyed.
Ivan: If she breaks that door I’m deducting it from her paycheck… now for Max.
Chris (from bathroom): You better not peek either Ivan!
Ivan: Trust me, I wouldn’t even see anything.
Chris (from bathroom): You just can’t handle this body Ivan, I’d dominate you!
Chris turns on the shower, Ivan turns the knob to Max’s door.
Ivan: In your dreams Chris.
Chris (in shower): Oh! Go wake up Max and Biff! I’m sure they had a great night together!
Ivan shudders and walks into Max’s bedroom, Max is snoring. Biff isn’t sleeping on the bed.
Ivan: Where’s the fox?
Ivan checks Max’s bathroom and shakes his head walking out. He then looks under Max’s bed.
Ivan: Eh, you can never be to sure with that fox... guess he left.
Ivan wakes up Max, Max yawns and grumbles.
Max: I want to go back to sleep…
Ivan: You have to go in today, new worker.
Max instantly wakes up from his tiredness and starts to wag his tail.
Max: Really!
Ivan: Yes, now get dressed.
Ivan walks out of Max’s room shutting the door, he flops down on the couch and sighs. Chris comes out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her body.
Ivan: Quick shower…
Chris: Had to get rid of that icky feeling… are we seriously working today? Ivan I don’t have any clothes other than the ones I wore last night.
Ivan: I’m sure you can wear something of Max’s… they’re certainly – girly.
Chris: Well you also wouldn’t happen to have any pads, would you?
Ivan: What?
Chris (Mumbles): I started my period…
Ivan: You’re kidding… right?
Chris: No.
Ivan gets grossed out and shoos Chris away.
Ivan: Well don’t bleed on my floor, go sit on the toilet or something.
Chris gets a pressure point and punches Ivan. Outside, Ivan cracks his neck and puts on his helmet. He gets on his motorcycle.
Ivan: If she bleeds on my carpet she’s cleaning it up… and why does she always hit me?
Chris opens up the kitchen window continue yelling at Ivan.
Chris: You’re a heartless b*****d! You’re going to die a lonely man Ivan!
Ivan: I’m getting your pads! Leave me alone woman!
Chris: OH! Only if men bled from their cocks would they know how it feels to be a woman! I'm going just bleed on your bed... hmph!
Ivan: DO IT AND DIE!
Ivan drives off on his bike to the store. Chris slams the kitchen windows shut. Tyson and Harvey giggle as they sit on their porch.
Tyson: They’ll make a cute married couple.
Harvey: I’m sure the make-up sex will be awesome too!
Tyson: Oh, I’m sure he’ll just dread flying vases though.
Harvey: Or bloody pads!
Ivan parks his bike outside the corner store, he makes both his hands fists and grinds his teeth. He walks down the Female Health aisle and looks at the variety of pads. He gets a sweat drop.
Ivan: I can’t believe she’s making me do this… what do I even get?
Grabbing randomly, Ivan grabs a package of eight-teen ultra thin with wings pads. He glimpses at the package.
Ivan: What the hell is this talking about? I guess if she doesn’t bleed on anything I’ll be fine…
Ivan stands in line, annoyed gripping the package of pads. Biff has a basket full of items and spots Ivan’s white bunny ears.
Biff: Well-well, look who also shops at the Quick Stoppe.
Biff sees Ivan holding the pads and starts to chuckle. He grins and gets in line behind Ivan.
Biff: So Bunny Boy, what’s with the pads?
Ivan: There is a bleeding b***h at the house and it won't stop barking....
Biff gets a sweat drop and scratches his head.
Biff: Uh, Chris or Max?
Ivan: Chris…
Biff: Heh, the evil period.
Ivan gets checked out by the clerk, Biff starts putting his items on the counter.
Biff: Got my milk, my mags, my jelly, ah, and a new box of condoms. You know, your brother and I used half the box to make balloon animals and the rest for sex.
Ivan walks away with his bag, his head lowered.
Ivan: Keep those kind of things to yourself...
Biff grins and waves bye.
Biff: Have a great day!
Ivan flicks off Biff and leaves the store, he gets on his motorcycle and drives off. Biff gives the cashier his money.
Biff: I love pissing off that rabbit.
Back at the house, Max slumps down on the couch. Chris digs through her purse and finds a tampon.
Chris: Aha! I did have one after all!
Max: What’s that?
Chris: Tampon, on my period.
Max: Yick… where’s Ivan?
Chris: Went to get pads...
Max: He should have just asked Harvey or Tyson, they’re girls.
Chris: He’s a man – he doesn’t ask.
Max: Yeah… I don’t want to go to work today…
Chris: Me either, when you’re tired you’re stiff.
Max: Meh… Chris, I think you’re bleeding.
Chris: AH!
Chris runs into the bathroom, she shouts from in there.
Chris: Max, Ivan said I could wear some of your clothes!
Max yawns and slowly stands up from the couch. He slumps into his room and comes out with a long-sleeve shirt and plaid pants. He knocks on the bathroom door.
Max: Got you something.
When Ivan comes in, Chris and Max are sitting on the couch. Chris grins seeing Ivan holding the package of pads.
Chris: You didn’t have to get those after all, I had a tampon in my purse.
Max: You look a bit angry Ivan…
Ivan throws the pads down and starts to stomp on them.
Ivan: ******** TODAY!
