Chris walks into Flaming Snowball with a bag, she locks the door behind her and goes into the lounge room. She opens up a trunk and takes out a couple of blankets. She then lies down on the couch and turns on the TV.
Chris: Figures I’d come here for salvation… at least it’s warm here and there’s food to eat.
Chris shuts her eyes.
Chris: I wander how their all doing…
At the show in Vegna, Max’s eyes sparkle as the liger jumps through the hoop on fire. Ivan watches annoyed as Biff has his head in his hands, bored.
Biff: Circuses don’t come to town, do they?
Ivan: Once every five years… and yes, we have to go…
Biff: Ugh… I never did this as a kid but I never cared for it as an adult.
Ivan: Same… at least he’s happy… he’ll sleep soundly tonight.
Biff: Damn it!
Ivan: Heh-heh.
The next day, Max does a canon ball into the pool. Biff lies back in the lounge chair as Ivan sits up and picks up his drink.
Biff: Casino night?
Ivan: Of course… just have to make sure Max only plays Blackjack and slots.
Biff: Heh-heh, I’d hate to see his poker face.
Max gets out of the pool and shakes off the water like a dog onto Ivan and Biff.
Max: That was fun!
Ivan: Eh…
Biff: Sauna?
Ivan: Might as well.
In the sauna, Biff and Ivan are smoking cigars while Max plays with some army action figures.
Max: G.I. Joeys are the best!
Ivan: To G.I. Joey.
Biff: Heh-heh, yeah to G.I. Joey…
Chris dances around the dance floor with a bottle of wine, she giggles with the blanket wrapped around her.
Chris: This is Saint Barbra alright! Wohoo.
Chris stumbles and holds her head, she sits down on the floor.
Chris: Oh, I don’t feel to good…
Inside the casino, Biff throws the dice as a worker hands Ivan a drink.
Toot: Hey there Big Boy, you should come to the show tonight – we love rabbits.
Biff: And what about foxes?
Toot: I’ve got some friends, name’s Toot.
Ivan: Heh-heh, yo watch the game.
Biff: Yeah, whatever.
Later, Toot escorts Biff and Ivan to the buffet.
Toot: You boys got just enough left to buy dinner.
Ivan: At least the drinks were free.
Biff: Just to encourage gambling… oh well, I’m hungry – I say eat.
Ivan: What about Max?
Max has a group of girls walking with him towards Ivan and Biff.
Ivan: Max?
Max: I hit jackpot!
Toot: Dang! I knew I should have picked the innocent one!
Max sits down next to Biff grinning.
Max: I’m hungry, can we eat here? Oh yeah, I won a car!
Ivan hits his head on the table, Biff laughs and puts his arm around Max.
Biff: Well aren’t you the lucky one – sorry girls but he’s mine.
Max wags his tail, the group of girls start to whine. Toot blinks.
Toot: I thought you were straight…
Biff: I play for both teams…
Toot: Eh, well enjoy your meal…
Toot and the rest of the girls quickly leave. Ivan sighs, admiring his fork.
Ivan: We’re probably not going to get anymore free drinks because of you…
Biff: We were having bad luck anyway.
Max: Can we eat now? That blue stuff looks yummy.
Ivan: I hope that’s gelatin or I may have just lost my appetite.
On the way back to the room, Max keeps jumping around about going to the amusement park.
Biff: We’re going tomorrow…
Max: Yay! I’m so happy!
Biff unlocks the door, Max rushes to the bathroom.
Max: And I’m so happy I have to pee!
Max slams the door shut, Ivan and Biff sigh.
Biff: Sure is hyper…
Ivan: Don’t worry, when he’s this hyper he’ll go to sleep early and wake up early.
Ivan smirks and goes into his room, Biff crosses his arms.
Biff: If I knew Max gets so excited to the point he falls asleep I would have taken him somewhere else…
Max comes out of the bathroom giggling.
Max: What you mumbling about Biffy?
Biff: Ivan just said when you’re too excited you get sleepy.
Max: Haha, nah – he just tells that everyone in hopes they’ll go to sleep then I’ll go to sleep. Did he tell you that after we saw the liger show too?
Biff: Oh really? Well now…
In the morning, Ivan chucks a glass at Biff. Biff starts to laugh.
Ivan: I hate you.
Biff: Can’t lie to me bunny boy.
Ivan: No, but I could very well –
Max jumps on Ivan.
Max: Good morning big brother!
Ivan: Eh, if only he wasn’t in here…
Max hops off of Ivan and into Biff’s arms, Max giggles as Biff kisses Max’s cheek. Ivan is in the floor. He sighs and rolls over, looking up at the ceiling.
Ivan (Thinking): I’m afraid what’s going to happen to Max if he ever decides to leave…
Max: When are we going to the amusement park?
Biff: Soon.
Max: Good! Because I want to ride all the rides!
Entering the amusement park, a man swallows fire, Max’s tail wags.
Max: Cool!
Ivan: What an idiot…
Biff: What are we going to do first?
Max: House of mirrors! You always do the roller coasters last!
Biff: Why’s that?
Ivan: You’ll find out…
Max: Come on!
In the house of mirrors, Max shakes his butt into one of the mirrors.
Biff: Yeah, I’d hit that.
Max: Huh?
Ivan: Pay no attention to the pervert.
Max: What’s that?
Ivan: Biff.
Max: Yay! I like perverts!
A few families stare at Max, Biff starts laughing. Ivan gets a sweat drop and drags Max out of the house of mirrors. Max points to the bumper cars.
Max: Can we do that next?
Ivan: Yeah.
Biff and Ivan keep running into each other on the bumper cars, Max grins.
Max: That looks fun!
Max rams into Biff and Ivan, he starts to giggle.
Ivan: Traitor…
Max: I’m going to win!
Chris sits up on the couch, she looks around.
Chris: How many days have I been here? My back is killing me… must be the couch…
Max gets off one ride spinning around in circles.
Max: We went round and round and round!
Ivan: No more of those please…
Max points to another ride.
Max: That one goes round and up high!
Ivan: Eh…
Biff: Scared bunny boy?
Ivan: No…
Biff, Max, and Ivan are strapped into the ride; Max points to the brown paper bags.
Max: For puking!
Biff: Regurgitation…
Ivan: Enough of that...
Ivan has his ears hanging low and his head and hands.
Ivan: Headache…
Max: Why not we sit down and get something to drink?
Biff: Good idea…
Max sits down next to Biff, handing Ivan a drink.
Max: I want to go on that boat one next and that water one!
Ivan: Can we wait a little bit?
Max: Okay, how’s your head?
Ivan: Still spinning…
Biff: Guess you don’t take to those rides very well?
Ivan: Anything that makes me go upside down gives me a headache, it happened after the experiment.
Max: So Ivan can’t go on the rollercoaster!
Ivan: You shouldn’t go on the rollercoaster…
Max: I believe I can get over my flaws, besides, it doesn’t bother me too much.
Biff: Hm?
Max: Can we go now!
Ivan: If you’ll stop shouting…
Max and Biff both shake like dogs trying to get the water off them after the water ride, Ivan rubs his ears, noticing people staring.
Ivan: Eh…
Biff: If they have a problem with animal genras then they can get over it.
Max: It’s only natural!
Ivan: Except we’re unnatural, I got water in my ears…
Biff: Poor long ears…
Max: So what are we going on next?
Biff: How about the fairs wheel?
Max: Okay!
Max leans over top of Biff, pointing to the compartment’s window.
Max: You can see the whole strip Biffy!
Biff: Max, you might want to sit down, you could –
Max falls on top of Biff, in the other compartment Ivan sighs.
Ivan: I have to say, I really do miss Chris…
Ivan looks up at the other compartment and sees Max and Biff kissing, he gets disgusted.
Ivan: Did not want to see that…
Biff rubs Max head.
Biff: I told you.
Max: At least it got me closer to you! Although my chin does hurt…
Biff: And so does my head.
Max: I can kiss it to make it better!
Biff: And my tongue too…
Max: Well I bit my tongue and it hurts so you’d have to make it better.
Max pokes Biff’s nose, Biff smiles and hugs Max. Max’s tail start to wag.
Max: Biff…
Biff: Hm?
Max: Will you ever leave me?
Biff: I –
The ride stops and the worker opens up the door, Biff and Max get out. Ivan soon gets out, brushing his hands through his hair.
Ivan: One more ride and we’re leaving…
Max: Aww…
Biff: We can go on that roller coaster.
Max: Yay!
Max takes Biff’s hands and skips off to the rollercoaster, Ivan follows them. Once on the rollercoaster, it goes up and up, Max starts to giggle. At the first drop Max throws his hands up in the air, at the sharp right turn Max’s face starts to turn green. Ivan sitting down on a bench smirks. After the ride stops, Max hurls in Biff’s lap. Ivan grins.
Ivan: I should have told him that Max has a weak stomach…
