Max’s ears wiggle as he sniffs the air in Biff’s apartment. He pokes his head into the kitchen.
Max: It smells delicious Biff.
Biff: Let’s hope it tastes as good; I’ve never done this recipe before but Kim told me I had to make it.
Max: I’m sure it will be good! Mindy is almost done too.
Biff: All right; and Alice just has to get all the girls together.
Max: Hehe, I wonder what Ivan will do without Chris or Alice.
Biff: Doesn’t he have to watch Scarlet and Oliver?
In the lounge of Flaming Snowball; Ivan, Scarlet, and Oliver are playing a video game. Outside of Biff’s apartment stands Kendra, Raine, and Shaylee. Alice walks up the stairs with Chris blindfolded; Tyson and Harvey follow behind them.
Kendra: I’m tired of waiting.
Shaylee: I wonder what could take so long?
Raine: Possibly a quickie?
Kendra and Shaylee blink then hit Raine with a paper fan.
Kendra & Shaylee: PERV!
Raine: Ow…
Chris: Are we there yet?
Alice: Almost.
Harvey: Mmm, I can smell Biff’s cooking.
Tyson: I hope he’s serving some good wine.
Max opens up the door with a grin on his face.
Max: Chris, you got to come in first. This is your surprise!
Chris: Heh, okay.
Alice leads Chris into the apartment and takes off the blind-fold. Chris’ mouth drops.
Chris: Is that… a d***o?
Mindy: You mean ten of our very best sellers.
Raine: Oh my gosh, it’s a sex toy party!
Harvey: Oh hell, let me in!
Kendra: Sex…
Shaylee: Toy?
Tyson: Something even a lesbian can enjoy.
Max: And don’t forget me and Biff, hehe.
Biff walks out in only a pink apron with a tray of wine glasses.
Biff: I’m living the dream of naked chef.
Alice: Oh, we didn’t plan this!
Shaylee: Why would you ever break up with a guy that has a body like that?
Raine: And you say it’s not about looks…
Mindy: If everyone could take a seat; I’ll be passing out the p***s dippers so you can test our flavored lubricants.
Harvey: Mmm, lube!
Back at Flaming Snowball; Scarlet is asleep on the couch while Ivan and Oliver play a video game.
Oliver: Why not have a bachelor party if she’s having a bachelorette party?
Ivan: It’s just a lame excuse to get drunk and look at a stripper.
Oliver: Sounds good to me.
Ivan: And how old are you?
Oliver: Eh, you don’t know much about my mom; do ya?
Ivan: Guess not.
Oliver: Heh…
Alice yawns at the party.
Alice: I’ve got like all these.
Tyson: Me too.
Raine: Tyson, you have –
Tyson: Need something to replace my dead lover.
Alice: And Oliver’s father which I must say; I had better sex all alone.
The girls laugh at the party; Ivan looks highly disturbed at Flaming Snowball.
Oliver: Yep, I make sure Mom is sober.
Ivan: Wow… um… wow…
Mindy waves to the girls and leaves the apartment. Kendra and Shaylee compare bags. Raine laughs with Tyson. Harvey sucks on her dipper. Alice points out articles in a book to Chris. Max stretches his arms while Biff is setting out plates.
Max: You sure you don’t want to strip?
Biff: Ah, I need the right music.
Harvey: Did someone say strip and music!
Biff: Uh –
Alice: I’d like some lunch and a stripper, please!
Chris: Heh, and some reading of this.
Biff: Wha?
Leaving the apartment; Kendra, Raine, Shaylee, Tyson, and Harvey laugh with red faces. Biff smokes a cigarette with a robe on.
Alice: You should take it up as a profession.
Biff: I think I’m good. Those girls couldn’t handle this.
Chris: Hehe, I wonder what they’d think of Ivan then.
Alice: Oh gosh, that reminds me. Oliver has been with Ivan all day.
Max: And what’s that mean?
Alice: Oliver embarrasses me…
At Flaming Snowball, Alice chases Oliver around the dance floor.
Alice: You little punk!
Chris: Heh, at least you didn’t hear it from her first hand.
Ivan: Eh… I don’t know if I could handle such… a situation.
Oliver: Mom, stop!
Alice: Tell my personal business! You still wet the bed!
Chris: Heh, what an interesting parent-child relationship.
Ivan: I’m glad Scarlet’s pretty quiet.
Chris: Oh, that reminds me.
Ivan: Hm?
Chris: Tomorrow Biff is going to take Scarlet shopping for a dress.
Ivan: All right, I guess me and Max will have to get fitted for a tux.
Chris: Heh, have fun with that.
The next day; Scarlet sits on Biff’s shoulders as they walk through town.
Scarlet: Do you miss me?
Biff: Of course I do; I’m the one who raised you. Things just happened so fast…
Scarlet: What do you mean?
Biff: Well, one moment you were trying to say juice and the next you’re talking and walking.
Scarlet: You still like me, right?
Biff: Why else would you be riding on my shoulders?
Scarlet: Hehe, so what about Maxy?
Biff: I guess I’m like any other fool; you don’t realize what you have until it’s gone.
Scarlet: What do you mean?
Biff: It could have been too late to tell him the truth; you can never doubt love.
Scarlet: Does love make it through everything?
Biff: I wish but there’s a lot more needed then just love like honesty.
Scarlet: Hm?
Biff: Always be true to heart Scarlet, no matter what.
