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 Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:06 pm
If possible, can we avoid any Barbra Streisand..?
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:44 pm
I Could Never Be Your Woman
White TownJust tell me what you've got to say to me, I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth, It comes as no surprise at all you see, So cut the crap and tell me that we're through. Now I know your heart, I know your mind, You don't even know you're being unkind, So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways, Just use me up and then you walk away, Boy you can't play me that way. Well I guess what you say is true, I could never be the right kind of girl for you, I could never be your woman. When I saw my best friend yesterday, She said she never liked you from the start, Well me, I wish that I could claim the same, But you always knew you held my heart. And you're such a charming handsome man, Now I think I finally understand, Is it in your genes?, I don't know, But I'll soon find out, that's for sure, Why did you play me this way? Well I guess what you say is true, I could never be the right kind of girl for you, I could never be your woman. Well I guess what they say is true, I could never spend my life with a man like you, I could never be your woman. http://www.myspace.com/whitetown
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:54 pm
You Ain't Woman Enough (To Take My Man)
Martina McBrideYou've come to tell me something you say I ought to know That he don't love me any more, and I'll have to let him go Now you say you're gonna take him, oh but I don't think you can 'Cause you ain't woman enough to take my man Women like you, they come a dime a dozen You can buy them anywhere For you to get to him, I'd have to move over And I'm gonna stand right here It'll be over my dead body, so get out while you can 'Cause you ain't woman enough to take my man Sometimes a man's caught looking at things that he don't need He took a second look at you, but he's in love with me Now I don't know where that leave's you, ah but I know where I stand And you ain't woman enough to take my man Women like you, they come a dime a dozen You can buy them anywhere For you to get to him, I'd have to move over And I'm gonna stand right here Well it'll be over my dead body, so get out while you can 'Cause you ain't woman enough to take my man No you ain't woman enough to take my man ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_amLRtCf9c
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:53 pm
In reflection of Aki and Ed.
Miss Argentina - Go Jimmy Go
I wrote my letter to Argentina, today.
And it made me sad that she's so far away.
But I'm lookin' foward to the day I'll save some dime.
So I can see her before I lose my mind.
Miss Argentina (Argentiiiinaaa~)
I really like to know,
When will I see her?
My heart cries out so.
Left you at the Greyhound station just the other day
And it made me sad as I watch you walk away
That day at work you were the only thing on my mind.
The way you smile when you sung your Spanish rhyme.
Miss Argentina (Argentiiiinaaa~)
I really like to know,
When will I see her?
My heart cries out so.
Miss Argentina (Argentiiiinaaa~)
I really like to know, oh lord,
When will I see her?
My heart cries out so.
I wrote my letter to Argentina, today.
And it made me sad that she's so far away.
The sunliness of her smile and how she looked so sweet.
She wrapped up in my soul, there she'll always be.
Miss Argentina (Argentiiiinaaa~)
I really like to know,
When will I see her?
My heart cries out so.
Miss Argentina, oh now (Argentiiiinaaa~)
I really like to know, oh lord,
Will I see her?
This heart cries out so.
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:43 pm
This one comes from the reaction Ed usually provokes from Suyo, Zero, and the Gator.
Also, since Joker already posted a Lehrer song, I just want to point out for curiosity's sake that he teaches here at Santa Cruz. Mathematics and English Musical Theater. Pity neither of them are classes I'm likely to take.
Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand...
Yeech!
It's here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we tango.
You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.
Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.
I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart... [hiccup]
'Scuse me!
Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:02 am
heart
Riddlin' Kids -- Faithful
There I go again throwing caution to the wind.
Cause, I can't pretend it's not true
and we are only friends.
And it only complicates things, how I feel.
I guess it just depends.
Wish I could talk to you now.
When will I see you again.
I sit at home and think about you all night long.
You've been gone for much too long.
I want to be with you.
I don't want anybody else.
So if you want me too
then you can have me for yourself.
And I would walk a million miles just to see you smile.
I'd tempt the hand of fate for a chance to look into your eyes.
I have all but lost my faith that true love could be.
When I hold your hand you make me believe.
I sit at home and think about you all night long.
You've been gone for much too long.
I want to be with you.
I don't want anybody else.
So if you want me too
then you can have me for yourself.
I want to be with you.
I don't want anybody else.
So if you want me too
then you can have me for yourself.
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:19 pm
Michael by Franz Ferdinand.
This is where I'll be
so heavenly
so come and dance with me Michael
So sexy, you're sexy
come and dance with me Michael
I'm all that you see, you want to see
come and dance with me Michael
so close now, so close now
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
so come and dance with me
Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips
Sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips
Michael you're the only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor
Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance-whore
Michael waiting on a silver platter now...
and nothing matters now
This is what I am, I am a man
come and dance with me Michael
so strong now, it's strong now
come and dance with me Michael
I'm all that you'll be, you'll ever see
so come and dance with me, MIchael
So close now, you're close now
Come and dance with me, Comeanddancewithme.
COME AND DANCE WITH ME
Michael you're the boy with l l l leather hips
Sticky hair. Sticky lips. Stubble on my sticky hips.
Michael you're the only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor
Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance-whore
Michael waiting on a silver platter now...
and nothing matters now
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:51 pm
Everybody's gay for Ed!
Artist: Stephen Lynch
Song: If I Were Gay
Lyrics:
Here we are
Dear old friends
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had
Tears have been shed
Maybe the whisky has gone to my head
But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
and if I were gay
You'd be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But im not gay
So get your hand out of my pants
Its not that I dont care
I do
I just dont see myself in you
Another time another scene
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean
'Cause if I were gay
I would give soul
And if I were gay
I would give you my whole... being
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay
So wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand
We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop ... your ... drawers.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:09 pm
Gay Bar by Electric Six. Sincere apologies.
GIRL!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
(Pause)
I've got something to put in you,
I need ta buckle down!! YEAH!
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:22 am
I always picture Ed as Herbert, constantly trying to coerce *Ahem* 'certain members' of the guild to join him. Still, amusing.
His Name is Lancelot - Monty Python's Spamalot
Herbert:
Lancelot you might as well just fess up
Really you're a different kind of guy
move aside your scabbard
for underneath your tabard
there is wating to escape a butterfly
Knights:
His name is Lancelot
and in tight pants alot
he likes to dance alot
you know you do!
(Lancelot: i do?)
So just say thanks alot
and try romance its hot
lets find out who's really you!
His name is Lancelot
he visits France alot
he likes to dance alot
and dream!
No one would ever know
that this outrageous beau
bats for the other team
Herbert:
You're a knight who really likes his night life
and by day you really like to play
You can all find him
pumping at the gym
at the Camelot Y-M-C-A
Knights:
His name is Lancelot
just watch him dance alot
he doesnt care what people say!
(Lancelot: no way!)
Oh when he starts to dance
just grab your underpants
Herbert:
He can finally come out and say that
he is G-A-Y-...M-C-A!
Knights: He's gay!
Lancelot: Okay!
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:16 pm
Hey Ed, consider this my proposal wink heart Gay Boyfriend, by The HazzardsOne, two, ready go I'm tired of boys who make me cry They cheat on me and they tell me lies I want a love who'll never stray When he sees other girls, he looks away And if he never kisses me, well that's alright 'Cos we can just cuddle all night Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend I don't really care that you are queer Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend I never feel lonely when you are near It'll be a great romance We'll go shopping and buy tight pants You don't care how big my a** is, just how fabulous my dress is Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend I don't really care that you are queer Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend I never feel lonely when you are near One, two, ready go You cry at movies, on our dates Romantic comedies sure are great But when you're sad I'll dry your tears 'Cos I'll always think that you are fierce I like cigarettes, and that's no gag But you'll always be my favorite f** You'll always be my favorite f** You'll always be my favorite f** My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend I don't really care that you are queer Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend I never feel lonely when you are near http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYUHy_WKaGo^ could only find an AMV for the full version ^
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