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People start speaking your language(the language of your culture) but they can't pronounce anything right?! Or they keep saying it in like... a CHINESE accent or something?!

My so called friend tortures me everyday with a SINGLE phrase.
"Chot-to-ma-te"
NOT
"Chat-toe-mattay*
It means "wait a minute" or "hold on a sec" in Japanese.
She doesn't even say it at the right times. She be walking next to be babbling on about nothing and all of the sudden say "CHAT TOE MATTAY"
I sometimes call her baka in reply, but then she'll go on for the rest of the day saying baka with a chinese accent. It really pisses me off, I'm not trying to be evil or mean. And this could never be directed at any of you.
I'm just expressing myself because that certain somebody is talking to me and AIM saying all those little phrases for no reason. She's my fake little sister (And I'm really fed up with all these fake sibling losers. They're not my real siblings for a reason! GAWD!) She called me "oniichan" the other day which means big brother. stare Do I look like a man to you?!
Pancakes here, calls me Mika-neechan and that's totally fine since she's actually RELATED TO ME and she understands and pronounces most Japanese things well. But... (Psst, "Watashi wa baka" is not a complete sentence.) And it DOES make you seem stupid when you can't speak in full sentences. Singles words are fine, but half of a sentence gets on my nerves sometimes. That's just for future reference. My Pancakes here read manga (as do my Chinese friends who annoy me with phrases all day), but she also listens to J-music and she studies phrase books and has a lot more knowledge on my culture. Now this is not directed at anyone, so please don't take it as an insult or anything of the sort. But... I HATE LITTLE JAPANESE WANNA-BES!!!!!
Maybe there's a reason why you're not full or even part Japanese. I know I just insulted the other half of my culture as I am also half Chinese. But like.. yeah. I just get annoyed easily by things like these. Especially if it happens every single day of my life! >.< And I also hate this other girl, she's half white and half Japanese. She looks totally white, but her last name is Japanese. But she knows like NOTHING about real Japanese people. She just brags about being Japanese. And yeah, I know I probably just insulted my boyfriend as he's white.

I should shut up now. I'm studying the Declaration of Independence. "All men are created equal" Though I am not a man... XDDD See, I got my sense of humor back! And if there are any typos in this uberlylongpost, I don't care. I have just wasted a few minutes of your life. Thank you and goodbye.

*Nod, nod.* I know what you mean. Every once and a while it might be fun to slip into a different language, like when writing in down in a fan-fic so that no one will know that you pronounce it wrong in real life, but like around other peoples and stuff...Yeah. I try not to say anything in Japanese if I'm not 100% sure what it means, and 100% sure I can say it right. So, I don't really ever say anything in Japanese or Chinese or anything other than English. Plus, whenever I hear someone "white" saying stuff in Japanese, it sounds too wannabeish. .___.

I -can- speak latin, though! A new favorite quote of mine, "Videbis! Videbitis!" It means, "You'll see! You'll ALL see!" =D And then, "Vide! Vide!" "See! See!" xD I'm teh hip', yos'. *Makes 'Wall-Mart' gang symbol.* Chaw.

I wanna learn Gaelic, but I have no Irish accent, what-so-ever. Like, not at all. It took me until I was 13 or so to pronounce my real name with the Irish accent and all. >.<;; I still don't think I can say it right, but meh mommy says it's all in meh head. *Shrug.* Oh well.

Wow! =3

Mhm! Mhm!! =D!!

i hate when racist old people give me dirty looks while i'm biking and say "go back to china"

...yes, people actually say that to me IN ALAMEDA

it really pisses me off..

and i just remembered that mikachu and i are part hawaiian because of our grandmother...but now when people ask me "what are you?" i say i'm chinese and hawaiian, and the person asks "oh, can you surf?" or "hey, say something in chinese." i have to say no about surfing and i have to admit that i can't speak chinese...and then they call me a liar...stupid stereotyping!

they still think it's so cool to be hawaiian...and i don't really care that i'm hawaiian...doesn't exactly matter. not to me [ and obviously you guys ] anyways.. i wish people would stop doing things like labeling..it's really no fun..

and all of my friends are FOBs [sorry guys] so, when their parents are talking in chinese and i don't understand, and the parent makes a joke, i feel so left out..because everyone gets it and i don't even know what the joke was...

sometimes i really wish i could speak chinese...thanks for letting me use your phrase books, mikachu!

much love.

EDIT: keeheehee...sophie's my honorary asian. >.< i think she's the most AZN of the AZN crew! she can actually say things right in japanese, she did a REALLY GOOD cosplay for the Otis Carnival, and she like me! she eats ramen and drinks tea while checking gaia in one window and watching japanese animes with subs in the other! it's pretty funny, but she likes to bother me by acting like annie all the time..she runs up to me, put her face REALLY close to mine, waves her hands ecstatically and says " LINDSAYLINDSAYLINDSAY! KOHNEECHEEWAAAAAAAAAAH!! LOOK AT ME!!! IN MY KEEEEEYOH HAT!! I AM A KUHWUH-EE NECKO!" and then she spits some horribly mangled word at me, just like annie does. i give her a funny look and then run away...and then i come back and throw food at her. she usually does that to me when i'm pissed off or sad-looking..haha..
if i'm REALLY sad, she'll say "lindsayyyyyy...don't pull a cloud on me!! stop groucing over that big-boobed thing with no face named tifa!!!! she's not worrrrrth iiittt!!! she's just a body with really big BOOOBSS!!!!"and then i usually stop being emo and get...more talkative. i love sophie.

oh noes! that's not good..

No, they are not trying to learn the language at all.
They purposely annoy me with the same phrase, that they know EXACTLY what it means and that they're saying it WRONG!
Eviiiillllll!! And they only say Japanese stuff to me, nobody else ever says anything about mispronounced phrases and things.
All those Japanese wanna-bes... What's so special about being Japanese anyhoo? Like... does it really matter what culture or race we all are or the color of our skin or where we once lived?! NOOO! Why can't we just say "Hey! You're American, I'm American! Let's be friends and not care what our acendents did years ago! That was THEN this is NOW!"
I gotta point don't I? ninja

i'm mad at annie.

she's being annoying again.

but brigiotte on the other hand has gotten much better.

she no longer makes me shiver with disgust.

er..not as much,

haha.