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 Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:36 am
surprised
I'mma totally start posting in other threads as soon as I have time to figure out some entries.
GIMME SONGS.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:24 pm
Just for you, Mala, just for you. heart
The Darkness: Knockers
Oh lord, I'm so bored
Living on my own
You're devilish and dirty
They say your pushing thirty
Well pushing thirty stone
Oh Christ, I'm enticed
I want you in my sack
Your potty-mouthed and brassy
You're anything but classy
I've just got to get you back
It's been a while,
Since I've seen that smile
But the old magic's still there
I just love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!
I just love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!
Oh!
Oh crumbs, I'm all thumbs
Lying here with you
You're beautiful and busty
But I'm a little rusty
I've forgotten what to do
It's been a while
Since I made you smile
But the old magic's still there
I just love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!
I just love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
I love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!
I really love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!
I love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!
I really love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:45 pm
Yess..
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
Im just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now Im trying to avoid, yah Im trying to avoid
A malpractise suit
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Dont know how long he'll last
Let me see, that i.v.
Here we go - time to operate
I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Heres a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
It's a fact - I'm a quack
The disgrace of the a.m.a.
'cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidney's on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:41 pm
Guroooooooooo~
Frances the Mute - The Mars Volta
“It’s been thirteen seconds
Since you all last said
I’ve become the apparition
You predicted for my death
You said that flirting brings you
Closer to the end
You can bait into the water
But you’ll never get the hint
And like a stain of bricks goes
Dancing by your head
Plucked from an icebox
Grafted on my skin
My coat has hid the marks
Mink hits the shovel fix
Near the sway of pendulums
Boar abrasions and a kiss”
She said, “I’ll never let them hurt you
I’ll never let them in
What you took from me is mine
What is mine I’ll never give”
Mascara glass in the molar weeds
Herash,a serpent infancy
His eye patch pussed a gap of sand
Into his shine a sedative
More and more the dirt collects
You’ll never find her body now
Her closet festered in a secret air
Blonde underneath a blackened hair
He never knew the colony
Gestated in his bed
Mingle with the carnivores you’ve something both in common now
Till one day his wasted breath
Swollen throat and karma debt
Set foot inside a parlor, to find her drunken by receipts
He held her by the ankles
Gutted at the nave, yes gutted and depraves
He tied a rope around her legs
And let her hang for seven days
[Chorus] This never happened, but I saw you leave,
And crawl into a bed of broken windows
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:30 am
Weird Al Yankovic -- The Saga Begins
A long long time ago
in a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...
Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I know who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"
He was singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:07 pm
..figured out another one for Mala. xd
Avenue Q -- Schandenfreude
GARY COLEMAN:
Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy
NICKY:
I'll say.
GARY COLEMAN:
And when I see how sad you are
It sort of makes me...
Happy!
NICKY:
Happy?!
GARY COLEMAN:
Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
Nothing I can do!
It's...
Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.
NICKY:
Well that's not very nice, Gary!
GARY COLEMAN:
I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!
D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?
NICKY:
Yeah...
GARY COLEMAN:
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?
NICKY:
Sure!
GARY COLEMAN:
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!
NICKY:
You bet!
GARY COLEMAN:
That's...
GARY AND NICKY:
Schadenfreude!
GARY COLEMAN:
People taking pleasure in your pain!
NICKY:
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?
GARY COLEMAN:
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"
NICKY:
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!
Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
GARY COLEMAN:
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his d**k in!
NICKY:
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"
GARY AND NICKY:
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!
GARY ******** you lady, that's what stairs are for!"
NICKY:
Ooh, how about...
Straight-A students getting Bs?
GARY COLEMAN:
Exes getting STDs!
NICKY:
Waking doormen from their naps!
GARY COLEMAN:
Watching tourists reading maps!
NICKY:
Football players getting tackled!
GARY COLEMAN:
CEOs getting shackled!
NICKY:
Watching actors never reach
GARY AND NICKY:
The ending of their oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
GARY COLEMAN:
The world needs people like you and me
who've been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us,
and that makes them feel great.
NICKY:
Sure!
We provide a vital service to society!
GARY AND NICKY:
You and me!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!
GARY COLEMAN:
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:04 pm
And now, by Rick James... Super Freak.
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please, oh no
That girl is pretty wild now - the girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about in new-wave magazines
That girl is pretty kinky - the girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
hey, hey, hey, hey!
She's a super freak, super freak, she's super-freaky, yow
everybody sing
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah!
Yet she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Chrome and black and shiny, now
Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene
That girl is pretty kinky
the girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about in new-wave magazines
That girl is pretty wild now
the girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
hey, hey, hey, hey!
She's a super freak, super freak, she's super-freaky, yow
She's a super freak, super freak, she's super-freaky, yow
Temptations sing!
O-o-ohhhh
Super freak, super freak, that girl's a super freak
O-o-ohhhh
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you won't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street
blow, Danny!
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:08 pm
Dog Doesn't Bite
By: Tub Ring
We gave you time, it must have been ages
And now your task is done
We'll finish up and use your findings
And delegation
There was a time we had to hit the grindstone
And the boundaries were set
It wasn't hard, it was a celebration
I guess that's what we get
It wasn't long before our creation
Took on a life of its own
Our only faults were crimes against nature
And all we could condone
Looking back
you'll see the irony was
We called the project our pet
Cause in the end we were the first ones bitten
I
guess that's what we get
And in a room an
anthropomorphic box
Received all our attention
And though it seemed so docile at first
The self replication
goes on and on
On and on
Dog doesn't bite
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:00 pm
In honor of the picture of yourself you always put up.
Crocodile Rock - Elton John
I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got
was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock
Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
when your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
when Suzie wore her dresses tight
and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight
But the years went by and the rock just died
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
But they'll never kill the thrills we've got
burning up to the Crocodile Rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
we really thought the Crocodile Rock would last
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:13 pm
Rise Again by :Wumpscut:
In your grave you can't see there's a daylight
In your grave you can't see there's a hard fight
In your grave you can't see what's going on there
In your grave you can't see we're going nowhere
In your grave everything's gonna be fine
In your grave paradise's of a soil mine
In your grave you don't need to make your mind up
In your grave there's no need to make a wind-up
Do you want to rise again
Is it worth to rise again
A promised land
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:19 pm
Doctor Online by Zeromancer
(Beep)(Beep)(Beep)(Beep)
You have a new message.
1-800-SUICIDE
1-800-SUICIDE
Do you want to die?(x7)
It´s the beginning of the end
You want things to go faster
It´s the beginning of the end
Now everything´s too slow for you
It´s the beginning of the end
You are one step closer
It´s the beginning of the end
Say Amen
Is the beginning of the end
You know nothing last forever
A beginning of a trend
You need someone there to care for you
Is the beginning of the end
I don´t think you understand
Just a beginning of a flatline
Together
1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings fo fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone
1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings fo fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone
Thank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE
If you wish to self terminate by electric shock, press 1.
For termination by overdose, press 2.
If you would like to make a reservation to visit our drowning pool, please press 3.
For termination by hanging, please press 4.
For death by self Inflicted gunshot, press 5.
To speak to a representative, stay on the line.
If you do not wish to die, please hang up now.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:37 am
It was begging to join your list, what can I say?
Dr. Feelgood
Motley Crue
*edits by ME*
Yeah yeah
Devil-tailed Mala she's a second hand hood
Deals out in Hollywood
Got a '65 Chevy, primered flames
Traded for some powdered goods
Malpractice Mala she's runnin' a gang
But I hear she's doin' o.k.
Got a cozy little job through the Mexican mob
Packages the candycaine
She's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
She's the one that makes ya feel all right
She's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
Cops on the corner always ignore
Somebody's getting paid
Mala's got it wired, law's for hire
Got it made in the shade
Got a little hideaway, does business all day
But at night he'll always be found
Sellin' sugar to the sweet
People on the street
Call this Mala's town
She's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
She's the one that makes ya feel all right
She's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
She's gonna be your Frankenstein
I've got one thing you'll understand
(Dr. Feelgood)
Its not what you'd call a glamorous thing
(Dr. Feelgood)
Got one thing that's easily understood
(Dr. Feelgood)
She's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
Oh yeah
She'll tell you she's the queen
Of the barrio streets
Moving up to shangri-la
Came by her wealth as a matter of luck
Says she never broke no law
Two time loser running out of juice
Time to move out quick
Heard a rumour going round
Mala's going down
This time it's gonna stick
She's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
She's the one that makes ya feel all right
She's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
She's gonna be your Frankenstein
Let her soothe your soul, just take her hand
(Dr. Feelgood)
Some people call her an evil WO-man
(Dr. Feelgood)
Let her introduce herself real good
(Dr. Feelgood)
She's the only one they call Feelgood
Guitar!
I've got one thing you'll understand
(Dr. Feelgood)
Its not what you'd call a glamorous thing
(Dr. Feelgood)
Got one thing that's easily understood
(Dr. Feelgood)
She's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:06 pm
Just gonna be totally random now. xd heart
The Bear Went Over the Mountain
The bear went over the mountain,
The bear went over the mountain,
The bear went over the mountain,
To see what he could see
To see what he could see,
To see what he could see
The other side of the mountain,
The other side of the mountain,
The other side of the mountain,
Was all that he could see
Was all that he could see,
Was all that he could see,
The other side of the mountain,
Was all that he could see!
The bear went over the river
The bear went over the river
The bear went over the river
To see what he could see.
But all that he could see
All that he could see was
The other side of the river
was the other side of the river
was the other side of theriver
was all that he could see
The bear put on my glasses
The bear put on my glasses
The bear put on my glasses
To see what he could see.
But all that he could see
All that he could see
Was that a bear shouldn't wear glasses
A bear shouldn't wear glasses
A bear shouldn't wear glasses
was all that he could see.
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