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This is a place where you can come post your favorite close. I know its not the best idea but what can I say, I get uber bored sometimes so I like looking around for cool quotes. ^_^ 4laugh I know I'm a dork what can I say, but post quotes for meh.

"God bless all ye merry hippogriffs!" heart
-Sirius Black (Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix)

Here's my list:

"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech." - George Bernard Shaw

"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness." - Chinese proverb

"Da boyz ain't ever been beat, if weze win, den we win, if we die, den we dead, and dat don't count as beat, and if weze run, den were still alive and can come back and fightz some more!" - An Ork Warbozz on war.

"It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity. I hope that someday, our humanity might yet surpass our technology." - Albert Einstein

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." - Albert Einstein

"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." - Albert Einstein

"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal." - Albert Einstein

"Don't worry about what other people think, they don't do it much." - Anonymous

"Help! help! I'm being repressed!" - A Peasant (Cookie to whoever can guess where this one is from.)

"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?" - Anonymous

"Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right." - Laurens Van der Post

"Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"Be humble, for the worst thing in the world is of the same stuff as you; be confident, for the stars are of the same stuff as you." - Nicholai Velimirovic

"Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to kill a fly with a sledge hammer." - Major Holdridge

"Firmness of purpose is one of the most necessary sinews of character, and one of the best instruments of success. Without it genius wastes its efforts in a maze of inconsistencies. " - Philip Dormer Chesterfield

"If life doesn't offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one." - Anthony J. D'Angelo

"Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong." - Leo Buscaglia

"When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract, positive thinking. " - Albert Einstein

"The night has a thousand eyes, And the day but one; Yet the light of the bright world dies, With the dying sun. The mind has a thousand eyes, And the heart but one; Yet the light of a whole life dies, When love is done." - Francis W. Bourdillon

"If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a fool." - Carl Jung

That enough? I have plenty more. '>.>

XD Yes, it is Monty Python! *rummages for one of her own quotes*

"You are perfectly natural, Asime. I used only the elements and a stray soul to make you."

"Oh yes, and that's why I'm half a year older than you, yet consider you my mother and rest underneath your authority."

"That's part of the whole 'obligation to your creator' thing. It's strange, but there's nothing wrong with it."

"Nothing wrong with it?! I'm glad you decided to make me too well educated for school! Otherwise I'd have been the laughingstock of the graduating class!"

"Only because most human beings are shallow and crude-minded."

"Gee, thanks a lot. I feel so much better."
--Kaidona and Asimenios

I figured it would be you to get it..
*Chucks a cookie.*

Anyway, I'll post more in a bit.

*Grabs cookie and shoves it in my mouth*
mmmmm...coookkkiiieeee....

"I think I've fallen to a moron complex. x___x" --Sonzai

"Hey, at least I didn't play with it. I'm not that much of a pervert." --Jinlau