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all right this is how it works ill give gold out for good jokes make it at lest pg 13 no jokes that would get you in trubble in school all right ill be cheking this once a week ill post the winer and how much thay won and there heumers comdey my ill be doing till jan first of 07 yess if you keep puting on the same funney just to be funney that wont work if you sind one you think is funney and i dont and the one i pick is stupid to you well then let me know thin sind me some gold and i mignt sind it back o yes the amount of gold is depintent on the number of atavers that posted a joke once a joke is its null and void it will not be in the runneings for the gold

ok im adding a new rule if i deside you win and whin i go to sind you the gold and cant find the trade thing ill post and give you till the next week to tell me how to do it if not thin ill add it on to the winner of that weeks winning if your wondering whin i do my up dates its on thersdays o yess if you whant to tell me whare you trade marker is hiding then pm me if not thin strat a trade with nothing in it and last but not lest dont complane if you dont get your winning for you not having the buttons in the normle place and if your still reeding quack
let me start with one of mine one



a man walks in to a bar
another man walks in to a bar
the therd man ducks

I don't like blond jokes. Ah well. sweatdrop

Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her TURDs away, along came a spider who sat down beside her and said: WHAT'S IN DA BOWL BIATCH??!

ok this weeks winner ... is "Megami no yume"


the joke was a play on a old rime this is how it wint


Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her TURDs away, along came a spider who sat down beside her and said: WHAT'S IN DA BOWL BIATCH??!



her winnings are 250 gold well im going to try to sind it now

no winner this week sorry im the onley one whom posted and no point is sinding my self gold

What goes 'black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white'?







A penguin rolling downhill.

Okay, I got a horrible one for you guys: If you like dark humor, you'll love this one.

There was this little boy who had been blind since birth. All his life, what he always wanted most was to see the splendors of this world, and he was willing to do anything to be able to see. And so, one night, his mother came up to him, and while she was tucking him into bed, she said: "Honey, tonight's a very special night."
The boy looked up at her, curiosity gleaming in his disabled eyes. "Why's that, mommy?"
"Because tonight;"She said, "Is the night where if you pray your hardest, hardest ever, you'll be able to see in the morning." The boy emitted a vociferous gasp, and immediately closed his eyes in prayer. The mother went to bed.

She was awakened in the morn by bawling, sobbing, hysterical emotions. She dashed out of her room and into her boy's to see what was the matter.
"What's the matter, honey?" She inquiried.
"I prayed, extra, extra hard, all night, long, and...and...and I STILL CAN'T SEE!" He started crying the hardest he had ever cried, thrusting his head upon his mom's chest. His mother merely patted him on the back, and said in a very gentle, soothing tone: "I know, honey. April fools."

I love that joke!

Here's one of those long story ones:

The passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff has assured them that the pilots will be there and the flight can take off immediately after that.

The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots' uniforms - both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin - but at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die."