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Well, welcome and stuff to my shop! I am Zim and this is some place where I sell custom fuzzies called Doom Muffins. They be cheap, meepish, completely luffable, and filled with deliciously fruity bran of livingness, so read on if you think you want to buy one and such! Luff teh doom, pitiful stink-beasts!!!


Once upon a time on rainy day, somewhere on a watery planet, far in the present and very much underground, in a place you all should know, the Doom Muffins were created. Made from chemically mutated bran of many fruity flavors, baked into livingness at 400 degrees, and filled with such cuteness that no being in the universe could resist them, they were the ultimate weapon of doom... at least until they escaped. Now the Doom Muffins run free, searching the universe for the bright and shiny Land of Meep, place of floofy things and paradise to the Doom Muffins. THE END!!!

Anyhow, Doom Muffins are delicious, little shapeshifters that resemble fuzzy dragons with cat-like tails and ears, as well as floaty wings. They smell, as well as taste, of one of seven kinds of Earth fruit (strawberry, orange, blue raspberry, apple, cherry, grape, or peach) and can defy gravity at will, floating about and whizzing around like tiny, fuzzy UFOs of doom. Doom Muffins can breathe fire, but they usually set their own mouth on fire in the process. The color of the flame changes with each Muffin and tends to match their eye color, as well as smell like the fruit that makes up their flavor of bran and such. They love music, possess incredible powers of cuteness, and are known to viciously attack any iPod-wearing person on sight, so consider yourself warned. On another note, never feed a Doom Muffin with lima beans or beets… it would be bad. Click the following link at the end of this sentence to see the store mascot and sample Doom Muffin, Fuzznutts: [LINK] Now, go order one! You know you want to…


See! No one can resist the cuteness of fruity, bran-flavored fuzzies!!! Ahem, now to the filling-of-the-order-form part. First, you must swear on the sake of your brain and all of your internal organs, to never leave your Doom Muffin out in the rain against its will. It’s mean, bad, and your Muffin will teleport into your insides and eat you alive if you do… and I don’t like rain, so there. Once you’re done with your swearing things and such, fill out the following form and PM it to me. The standard price for a Doom Muffin is 400 gold, so make sure you have at least that much on you before placing an order. I’ll send a reply telling you exactly how much it is when I’m done with your Doom Muffin. Also, make the subject of your PM be “Give Me Muffin-y Doom, Zim” to prove that you’ve read everything up to this point.

-: Name: (the name of your Doom Muffin)
-: Flavor: (choose one: strawberry, orange, blue raspberry, apple, cherry, grape, or peach)
-: Gender: (male or female)
-: Eye Color: (choose a color, any color)
-: Fur Color: (choose another color; nothing very light or bright)
-: Underbelly Color: (has to be different from fur color)
-: Ear Color: (more colors, whoo; has to be different from fur color too)
-: Wing Color: (color of the wings)
-: Special Markings: (any special markings your Doom Muffin might have)
-: Personality: (the personality; the max limit is 156 characters, including spaces)

Well, here a sample of a filled out form so you peoples can have something to compare yours with. He’s the store mascot, so luff him and his Californian-ness! Luff it!!!

-: Name: Fuzznutts
-: Flavor: Blue Raspberry
-: Gender: Male
-: Eye Color: Pink
-: Fur Color: Blue
-: Underbelly Color: Light Blue
-: Ear Color: Light Blue
-: Wing Color: Violet
-: Special Markings: Violet highlight on his head fuzz, feet, hands, shoulders, back, and ears; bands of violet on his tail.
-: Personality: Being something of a fuzzy bum, Fuzznutts loves to lazy about on a beach with a few good friends and a bonfire and laugh the day away. He loves fish, hotdogs, and grape soda.



Here be the list thing that I’ll add to whenever one of you peoples orders a Doom Muffin. I’ll finish them in the order I get them, so silence your begging mouths and such! If you’re not begging then… just ignore that last part.




Items, items, and more items! Whoo! So line up and gets your monies ready for some spendage because… your Doom Muffin commands you to, that’s why! Ahem, now that that’s out of the way, all of these items are made by Demi_Wolf_AK. So, if you have some neat ideas for stuff, PM them to me so I can send them to her, run over to her house, throw myself on her doorstep, and beg on my hands and knees at two in the morning for more items. If some of the items seem a bit on the pricey side, such as the iPod, it’s because they’re meant to be rare and such. Anyhow, to place an order for items, send me a PM with the subject “Cool Floof For (insert Doom Muffin name here)” and I’ll get to it as soon as possible. On another note, Coon and Kiba, the Doom Muffins showing off the items, already have an owner! So, don’t ask if you can have them… because you can’t. Now, go buy stuff! Satisfy your mighty need for ownage of things!!!

Tonic of Thanksgiving Muffin-Stuffing -- [1] [2] [3]
- 50 gold per vial (only availiable for the month of November; more info in "Fuzznutts' News of Doom")

Red and Purple Scarf -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Green and Blue Scarf -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Orange and Green Scarf -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Gold Ear Clasps -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 100 gold

Gold Tail Ring -- [Coon’s Showcase]
-200 gold

Gold Jingly Bell Collar of Black -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Gold Jingly Bell Collar of Blue -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Gold Jingly Bell Collar of Green -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Gold Jingly Bell Collar of Orange -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Gold Jingly Bell Collar of Pink -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Gold Jingly Bell Collar of Purple -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Gold Jingly Bell Collar of Red -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Gold Jingly Bell Collar of Teal -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Gold Jingly Bell Collar of White -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Gold Jingly Bell Collar of Yellow -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Silver Ear Clasps -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 100 gold

Silver Tail Ring -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Silver Jingly Bell Collar of Black -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Silver Jingly Bell Collar of Blue -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Silver Jingly Bell Collar of Green -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Silver Jingly Bell Collar of Orange -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Silver Jingly Bell Collar of Pink -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Silver Jingly Bell Collar of Purple -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Silver Jingly Bell Collar of Red -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Silver Jingly Bell Collar of Teal -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Silver Jingly Bell Collar of White -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Silver Jingly Bell Collar of Yellow -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Rockin’ Red Waterproof Hawaiian Boxers -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Rockin’ Red Board o’ Surf -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 500 gold

Boardin’ Blue Waterproof Hawaiian Boxers -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Boardin’ Blue Board o’ Surf -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 500 gold

Gimmickin’ Green Waterproof Hawaiian Boxers -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Gimmickin’ Green Board o’ Surf -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 500 gold

Poppin’ Purple Waterproof Hawaiian Boxers -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Poppin’ Purple Board o’ Surf -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 500 gold

Purty Blue and White Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Purty Blue and White Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Purty Brown and White Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Purty Brown and White Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Purty Pink and White Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Purty Pink and White Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Purty Lavender and White Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Purty Lavender and White Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Purty Teal and White Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Purty Teal and White Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Gothy Black and White Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Gothy Black and White Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Gothy Black and Blue Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Gothy Black and Blue Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Gothy Black and Green Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Gothy Black and Green Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Gothy Black and Red Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Gothy Black and Red Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

Gothy Black and Violet Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Gothy Black and Violet Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
- 400 gold

iPod -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 3000 gold

PS2 Controller -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 1500 gold

Gluttony Muffin Handkerchief -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Gluttony Muffin Spork -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 100 gold

Bottle of Grape Crush Soda -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Bottle of Orange Crush Soda -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Bottle of Strawberry Crush Soda -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Bottle of Lemonade Crush Soda -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Bottle of Limeade Crush Soda -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Bottle of IBC Cream Soda -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Bottle of IBC Root Beer -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Big n’ Nerdy Glasses -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 200 gold

Big n’ Nerdy Buck Teeth -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 100 gold

Big n’ Nerdy Black Book -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Big n’ Nerdy Blue Book -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Big n’ Nerdy Green Book -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Big n’ Nerdy Orange Book -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Big n’ Nerdy Pink Book -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Big n’ Nerdy Purple Book -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Big n’ Nerdy Red Book -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Big n’ Nerdy Teal Book -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Big n’ Nerdy White Book -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold

Big n’ Nerdy Yellow Book -- [Coon’s Showcase]
- 300 gold




This is where I’ll post any updates to the shop and announcements for special events and anything that has to do with stuff you peoples need to know. They’re listed from newest to oldest and such, so be sure to check back here often to see if any new things are up and flipping.

SALE OF THANKSGIVING!!! (11/28/06) -- Well, since the coming and going of Thanksgiving has come and gone with a lot fewer stuffed Muffins than I had hoped, a sale is in order, wouldn't you agree? Joy and happiness, yes? Well, there better be! As of today, until the end of November and maybe a few das beyond that, the price for the Tonic of Thanksgiving Muffin-Stuffing will be dropped to 50 gold a pop! Whoo! So go and buy some and make me happy and join in on the 'sploding!

MASSIVE ITEM UPDATE!!! (11/21/06) -- If you thought the last update was absolutely gargantuan, wait until you feast your eyes on this! No less than forty items, including collars, soda bottles, and more, have been added for ultimate Muffin customizability. Whoo! You know what that means, don't you? It means that all of you Muffin owners out there now have seventy-eight unique items availiable year-round to choose from!!! Isn't that awesome!? I think it is! Unfortunately, due to the sheer amount of items in total, you'll have to visit "The Store of Cool Floof" to view the items. Enjoy!

COME RATE THE SHOP!!! (11/19/06) -- Alright! I've just joined a thread called the "Better Business Center" so that I can get some neat feedback from all of you peoples! Here is the link: [LINK] I'm looking forward to reading your report things and stuff, so get typing already! Heh.

DOOM MUFFIN RP!!! (11/18/06) -- Celebrate! There's finally a thread to go and RP your Muffins to your heart's content! Whoo! Here's the link: [LINK] Please make sure to read everything before you post, alright? Thanks.

THANKSGIVING 2006 SPECIAL!!! (11/14/06) -- Gobble, gobble! Tis' the season to shoot turkeys, fa-laa-la-la-laa la-la-la-laaa!!! Anyhow, to celebrate the fast approaching day of turkey and potatoes, new items and a special tonic have been released just for the occassion. Full to bursting with enough Thanksgiving goodness to last your Muffin for many years to come, the Tonic of Thanksgiving Muffin-Stuffing will ensure that your Muffin is promptly stuffed to capacity with the season's best... literally. Priced at 200 gold a vial, this special tonic is planned to be discontinued by the end of November and stuffs, so yeah! On another note, here's a friendly message from Muffin Tonics Incorporated:

"Warning! Use of multiple vials of said tonic may result in several side-effects, such as: loss of running ability, becoming tightly wedged in doorways, teasing, developing an obsessive love for food, certain clothing bursting at the seams, and a constant feeling of extreme over-stuffedness. Drink responsibly and have a nice day!"

Yay for warning labels! Whoo! Well, you can buy and use more than one vial of tonic on your Muffin if you must, but I'm setting the limit to three because... your Muffin would explode if you made them drink anymore, that's why!? And that would be bad! Anyhow, there's also two new food-themed items to buy, so go check them out and stuff. Below are the link things and the prices are listed in "The Store of Cool Floof", as usual:
Gluttony Muffin Handkerchief -- [Coon’s Showcase]
Gluttony Muffin Spork -- [Coon’s Showcase]

ITEM UPDATE!!! (11/13/06) -- Huzzah! New items have arrived at long last! So, for all of you Muffin dudettes out there, skip, jump, and explode with uber-joy because there are now items just for girl Muffins. Also arriving with all this new stuffs is Kiba, leader of the Rotten Muffin Gang, who has somewhat voluteered to showcase the new items out of the goodness of her heart... Well, not really. Anyhow! Below be some links to the stuffs for easy looking yet again:
Purty Blue and White Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Purty Blue and White Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Purty Brown and White Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Purty Brown and White Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Purty Pink and White Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Purty Pink and White Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Purty Lavender and White Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Purty Lavender and White Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Purty Teal and White Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Purty Teal and White Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Gothy Black and White Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Gothy Black and White Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Gothy Black and Blue Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Gothy Black and Blue Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Gothy Black and Green Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Gothy Black and Green Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Gothy Black and Red Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Gothy Black and Red Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Gothy Black and Violet Head Bow -- [Kiba’s Showcase]
Gothy Black and Violet Ruffled Skirt -- [Kiba’s Showcase]

SOME PROBLEMS SOLVED!!! (11/13/06) -- Praise the Tallests that my laptop finally decided to actually work this morning! Whoo! I was able to transfer the Jasc Paint Shop Pro 8 to my new comp using my nifty, and rather expensive, external gigabank thing, so I can fill all of those delayed orders and stuffs. Happiness for all, yes? Although, the banners for the shop still aren't showing up for some odd reason, which annoys the Zim! Oh well, one problem down and one to go, I suppose. I'm still sick, gyarg!?

BANNER PROBLEMS AND STUFF!!! (11/12/06) -- Alright, this is very weird and not right! For some odd reason the banners for the shop aren't showing anymore on my new computer. I don't know if it's a glitch or even related to not having Jasc Paint Shop Pro 8 installed on this computer, but it's a problem that needs fixing. Another thing is that I can't find the disc for the program I use to CG stuff and everything and that's really frustrating me! I could've left it over at a friend's house, but I usually don't do that... So, there'll be a small delay on orders until I can find that darned lost program disc thing or transfer the files from my stubborn, old laptop. Grr... I'm sick too. Blerg...

HALLOWEEN 2006 SPECIAL!!! (10/04/06) -- Mwahaha! Quiver in fear, spookies, for there be a delicious new flavor of Muffin to celebrate the Halloween goodness. Introducing the limited edition candycorn-2006 flavor! It will be available as a standard flavor just for the month of October as a spooky special in 2006, so go order one! You know you want to...

PRICING CHANGE!!! (10/03/06) -- Due to the major lack of orders, I've decided to drop the prices on Muffins by 100 gold, as well as decrease the prices of a few items too. If you have any suggestions or think that the
price is still a bit too high, don't hesitate to PM me about it and such. Just try not to be all noobish about it, okay? Thanks.

ITEM UPDATE!!! (09/27/06) -- New items have arrived, be happy and such! There be four different surfboards for Muffins to choose from that match those spiffy Hawaiian Boxers and two color variations for the scarf, so go check them out and stuffs. The boards cost 800 gold each and the two scarves cost just the same as the Red and Purple one. Below be some links to the new items for easy looking for all of you lazy peeps:
Rockin’ Red Board o’ Surf -- [Coon’s Showcase]
Boardin’ Blue Board o’ Surf -- [Coon’s Showcase]
Gimmickin’ Green Board o’ Surf -- [Coon’s Showcase]
Poppin’ Purple Board o’ Surf -- [Coon’s Showcase]
Green and Blue Scarf -- [Coon’s Showcase]
Orange and Green Scarf -- [Coon’s Showcase]

OPENING DAY!!! (09/15/06) -- “Luff teh Doom <3” is now open and ready to rid all of Gaia of their pitiful monies! Credits and eternal worship be to Demi_Wolf_AK for the banner things, cert, fruit icons, lineart, color template, and items! Her shop is: [HERE] So, go visit it and stuffs.


Alright, the “Land of Meep” is the official Doom Muffin RP and is open to anyone who owns a Muffin. It’s semi-literate, so you don’t have to be a grammar nazi to join it, but try to at least do sentence form. Length of posts doesn’t matter, but you have to have at least a bit of description and stuffs because our lives are boring enough already… if we even have lives anymore, that is. Anyhow, as more and more Muffins join, I’m planning on splitting the RP into different versions so we don’t have like fifty people posting in one thread… it would be insane. Below be the link! Click it and bring your floof to life!!!

Thanks! surprised