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Schrodingers Catgirl Crew
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 Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:33 pm
I just found this page full of funny facts about chuck norris. my favorite: chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and puch himself in the back of the head.
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:07 am
R31gnOfPh3r I just found this page full of funny facts about chuck norris. my favorite: chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and puch himself in the back of the head. Tis my fave: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Schrodingers Catgirl Crew
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:34 pm
In a fight between batman and darth vader, the winner would be chuck norris.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:11 pm
That's wonderful. I love this page!
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
How do people come up with this stuff?
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Schrodingers Catgirl Crew
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:39 pm
i found another web site with jokes about chuck norris
http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:32 am
teeheeeheee "Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:22 pm
WHO THE HELL IS CHUCK NORRIS?? Everyone talks about him but i dont have a clue who he is smile
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:42 pm
go to the link to the web page. (and you'd better hurry before chuck norris finds out you dont know who he is.) it has like 7 pages of facts about chuck norris these facts include the following:
-people invented the automobile to escape from chuck norris. not to be outdone, chuck norris then invented the automobile accident.
-in the beggining god said let their be light. chuck norris said say please
-not everyone who chuck norris gets mad at dies. some of them escape. those people are known as astronauts.
-there is an ancient chinese legend that says that a man will come forth to defeat the five-headed dragon god and save the world from 1000 years of darkness. chuck norris is not that man. chuck norris killed that man.
-chuck norris does not know about this web site. if he did, he would just delete the entire internet.
-paleontologists uncoverd a the fozziled remains of over 500 dinsuars in one site. they concluded that all of the other dinosuars had been killed by a single roundhouse kick delivered by one of the dinosuars. they decided name the dinosuar chucknorrisuarus, but the governement changed its name, arguing that chuck norris could never be killed.
-chuck norris ounce counted to infinity, twice.
-brokeback mountain isnt just the name of a movie. it's also the name of the pile of dead ninjas in chuck norris's front yard.
(well actually chuck norris is a martial artist/actor who stars in walker, texas ranger)
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Schrodingers Catgirl Crew
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:03 pm
shichintai 7 WHO THE HELL IS CHUCK NORRIS?? Everyone talks about him but i dont have a clue who he is smile well don't feel bad i know him but i wish I didn't I mean he's worse than Arnold Schwasenaiger
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