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Le Aristocrat Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:43 am
I got this idea from The Marmalade Toast guild.
I will start, and then someone will post the next bit!
Begin!
Glob-Glob screamed as he plunged the electric whisk through the hole in his skull. With a final howl, he set it onto...ROTATE!!
Meanwhile, in another part of the world, in a totally unrelated story, Mr MacGibbon was eating a pack of digestive biscuits!
"Umm scrumptious!" exclaimed Mr MacGibbon. But as he closed his eyes to admire the delicious taste he was transported to...
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:06 am
The shed at the bottom of Glob-Glob's garden where he is presently putting an electric whisk through his skull. Mr. MacGibbson is slightly dissorientated and as he sees the pints of blood swash over the dirty woden floorboards he faints and wakes up...
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Le Aristocrat Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:15 am
Dressed as a fairy with an imp called Jimble-Ring shaking him. Jimble-Ring was wearing three spatulas and a pair of...
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:05 am
Ornate china dolls. The right hand doll is called Grendelina and the left one is called Grendelona. Jimble-ring then said...
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Le Aristocrat Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:27 pm
Absolutely nothing, as his mouth had been stitched together by Grendelina!! Right then Grendelina leapt down from Jimble-Ring and proclaimed that she...
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:46 pm
Was his wife. She is now campaigning for...
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Le Aristocrat Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:51 pm
Hospital rights for flamingos suffering from alzheimers!! But according to hotel restrictions along the east coast of India she has to...
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:14 pm
Have a toga party at least once a week. However, she doesn't really like togas as she prefers to wear...
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Le Aristocrat Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:18 pm
The skin of a cat called OMGitsadeadcat! And she said "I will only be appeased when you bring me another cat called OMGitsadeadcat!" And so begins the quest for the cat called OMGitsadeadcat! They walked from the shed to the nearest village called...
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:32 pm
LiTtLeOldLaDyViLle. It is quite small and all the houses are bungalows. There is one shop, which sells lace, biscuits and long knives. As they walk down the street, lace curtains are pulled back slightly and small, broken green faces peer out. It's all quite and silent until...
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Le Aristocrat Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:18 am
Sangria started pouring from the rooves and instead of being LiTtLeOldLaDyViLle, it was now LittleOldLadySambaPartyVille. Mr MacGibbon danced with all the decrepid flamenco dancers until...
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:30 am
The samba drums started blowing up, killing the old women. Screams and shouts emanated from the scene. Mr. MacGibbon and Jimble-ring...
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Le Aristocrat Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:35 am
Leapt onto the back of a conveniently placed Hippopotamus, with their new friend Cassandra, a widow from Leeds. It charged them to safety over on a hill in a land far far away. Cassandra said...
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:43 am
Something obscure in French that sounded suspiciously like something from Carmen. Mr. MacGibbon was still dazed from his waking up in Glob glob's shed and miss heard her say...
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Le Aristocrat Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:51 am
I want my breakfast of peeled prunes and boiled...
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