Quote:
How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
13 Democrats
-- Republicans
Democrats:
1. To search for a room that needs a new lightbulb
2. To search for a "bulb" that's actually "bright"
3. To try to keep the rest of em from coming up to republicans and starting a debate about iraq with no warning
4. To ask to raise taxes to help old people and hobos screw in lightbulbs, because the cant (or dont want to) find "bulb sockets"
5. To think of a bulb-related insult toward Bush regarding the war
6. To fix #5's mistake at phrasing the insult to make veterans sound retarded
7-13. to try to "screw in the bulb" right
Republicans:
1. To actually find a good "bulb" to "put in the high position"
2. To remind some democrats that the president is not in absolute power and in charge of the entire country
3. To try to keep the taxes reasonable
4. To ignore the badly phrased insult and be productive
5. To actually "screw a good bulb into the high position"
6. To explain to the democrats the difference between trying to screw in a lightbulb and trying to screw up a country
this is a political joke concerning America, and is republican (Smart-person) opinionated and not meant to start an entire debate over whether Bush is in Iraq for the oil (What, do ya think hes just gonna put it in his pocket?? even if that's what hes after??)
any arguements started will be removed from this thread cuz thats not what its for...
this is a joke to humor smart people (republicans)
