there was a land full of tall grass and mud houses, and every moning little white creatures called trids would step out of the houses and run around in the grass until night.

but there was a giant living in a nearby cave on a cliff, who would also run out and kick around those little trids. they would go flying about 10 feet and land on their behind and get up then continue running.

a rabi (kinda like a priest or somthin) moved into the neighborhood, and loved how there were tall grasses and little trids. but he was always angry at the giant for being so cruel to the little trids. and he went up to confront him.

He said "dont kick the trids theyre so nice, and why cant you be?"
and the giant looked at him for a while and said "they dont mind" then went around kicking more trids.

the rabi got mad and decided he was gonna have to convince the giant that it was mean, and came up with a plan to get the giant to kick him, then hed tell the giant how mean it was.

so the next day he ran up to the giant and told it to kick him instead and the giant ignored him and went on kicking trids.

the next day he tried to get in the way of the giant who was trying to kick trids, and the giant would turn around and kick the other way, as to not kick the rabi.

then he tried running around like a trid, and again the gaint ignored him

so finally he made a costume that looked just like a trid, and put it on, and ran around on his knees in the grass.

he went up to the giant, and for an hour, the giant kicked every trid but him, so fed up, he took off the costume, got up, and said "Why wont you kick me????"

the giant moaned and said

"Silly rabi, Kicks are for Trids"

i hope you enjoyed my friends joke and uhhh..... it might not make sense to you...

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