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PoppinFresh48

PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:07 pm


Q: How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?
A: Nail his other hand to the floor.

I love that joke. If someone tells a joke funnier than that and I can't tell an even funnier joke that person will get 5k from me. Remember that if you make a joke but I have a better one you don't get any gold. Also, keep in mind that nothing is sacred in this thread so don't worry about censorship or offending anybody...and BEGIN!
PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:16 pm


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.I'll give you a story joke:

Ok there are two men walking down the street, one men stops and notices something on the floor. The man bends down and smells the substance.
"Hmm it smells like poop." He said.
The other man bent down and felt it.
"It feels like poop TOO!" The second man told.
The first man bent down and placed some in his mouth.
"Ya, it taste like poop too!" The first replied.
The two stood up and looked at each.

"...Well! Good thing we didn't step in it!"



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:36 pm


A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation.

"I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're an accomplished professional, a caring family man, a pillar of your parish- and now you want to destroy that all by blowing up an airplane!"

"Sorry", the professor interrupts him. "I had never intended to blow up the plane."

"So, for what reason else did you try to bring a bomb on board?!"

"Let me explain. Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. That's quite high if you think about it - so high that I wouldn't have any peace of mind on a flight."

"And what does this have to do with you bringing a bomb on board of a plane?"

"You see, since the probability of one bomb being on my plane is 1/1000, the chance that there are two bombs is 1/1000000. If I already bring one, the chance of another bomb being around is actually 1/1000000, and I am much safer..."



really, a lot of things are funnier than those damn dead baby jokes neutral
PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:36 am


Okay. Check it! Two muffins are baking in the oven. One says "Wow. It's getting really hot in here." so the other muffin says "Holy s**t! A talking muffin!"

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:40 pm


rofl I love them all!

I love jokes though I dont have any good ones myself...
and the only one I do know... you may not like it ninja
PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:22 pm


Orichalcon
A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation.

"I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're an accomplished professional, a caring family man, a pillar of your parish- and now you want to destroy that all by blowing up an airplane!"

"Sorry", the professor interrupts him. "I had never intended to blow up the plane."

"So, for what reason else did you try to bring a bomb on board?!"

"Let me explain. Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. That's quite high if you think about it - so high that I wouldn't have any peace of mind on a flight."

"And what does this have to do with you bringing a bomb on board of a plane?"

"You see, since the probability of one bomb being on my plane is 1/1000, the chance that there are two bombs is 1/1000000. If I already bring one, the chance of another bomb being around is actually 1/1000000, and I am much safer..."



really, a lot of things are funnier than those damn dead baby jokes neutral

I like this one the most. :3

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