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 Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:12 pm
Always seal your peanut butter jar,
or you'll get ants.
I love old people.
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:51 pm
not the walk around the yard naked,
or i'll go to jail
man, he was right.
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Aesthetically Saru Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:51 am
Love is life
and if you miss love
you miss life
I'm pretty sure he's right, too.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:59 am
hmmm .. don't dig in the middle of a minefield ...
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:29 am
..haha My grandma seriously told me this one:
dont cook bacon naked... redface
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:53 am
your granpa has seen the life 3nodding
don't try to argument with your mother .. she is always right ..
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:55 am
Warfolomei your granpa has seen the life 3nodding don't try to argument with your mother .. she is always right .. ¤´¨)
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(¸.·´ (¸.·`¤.Omnitopical Guild¸.·` hahahah
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(¸.·´ (¸.·`¤.Omnitopical Guild¸.·`
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:10 am
3nodding .. didn't get it ...
flametrower is only for cooking ..
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:38 pm
I learned to keep TP in my car...
(grandma didn't tell me to toilet paper houses though)
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:12 pm
"be a man, own up to your mistakes, never break your word, and always be truthful"
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:58 am
"If you live in a glass house, get dressed with the lights off."
... or was it People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...ah, whatever, it was something about glass houses.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:26 am
make up your mind and stick with your desicion ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:25 am
If you give a man a match he'll eb warm for a minute...
If you light a man on fire he'll be warm the rest of his life 3nodding
[Note: that's a parody to the proverbial one "If you give a man a fish - he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll have food the rest of his life"]
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:22 am
My Grandpa asked me ones: Do you believe in the easter bunny? I said no. His answer was: I don't believe in him to. Santa Rocks.
Damn he's right.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:27 pm
hahahahaha .. good ones ...
Man: do you see a rabbit
Boy: nope
Man: same here ... but he is ther ...
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