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Ayumugirl

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:02 am


It's easy,just say things that you know the character would never say!

Naruto-I hate ramen,I'll eat only vegetables!
Sasuke-Man,Naruto's muscles are so strong!
Sakura-Sorry Sasuke,I've fallen in love with Chouji since you've been away.
Kakashi-Icha Icha Paradice is really BrokeBack Mountain(the extended and very graphic version).
Jiraya-Naruto, My next book will be about the boys of Konoha.. help me study!
Shino-Where's my Raid?
Kiba-I love cats.
Ino-Sakura,your forehead is so wide and charming...I almost feel like kissing it! redface
Gaara-The sight of blood scares me...
Gai-Kakashi can kick my a** any day of the week.
Rock Lee-*singing*It's not easy being green
Oroochimaru-I watched the OC last night.That Ryan is so hot!
TenTen-I'm going out with Goku! heart
Haku-I'm cold!
Itachi-I cheated on Kisame with my little brother. eek
PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:40 am


I already saw that video.....

Kit`


Enkzilla

PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:04 pm


Things Itachi would never say:

1. Hated little brother. The thing you lack... is... a hairdresser!

2. I'm having a perm next week...

3. KISAME! Stand down wind for christsake!

4. Orochimaru left the Atatsuki because I'm just so much prettier than he is!

5. Hey, Naruto, wanna split a bottle of Sake and see what happens?

6. DUH! Of course the Atatsuki needs money! How else am I supposed to afford a decent shampoo to keep my raven black hair so silky?

7. Nah... purple's last season! Today's hot smexy villain wears DARK GREEN nail polish!

8. I kinda miss Kabuto... he's the one who does Orochimaru's hair extensions...
PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:19 pm


Enky-chan
Things Itachi would never say:

1. Hated little brother. The thing you lack... is... a hairdresser!

2. I'm having a perm next week...

3. KISAME! Stand down wind for christsake!

4. Orochimaru left the Atatsuki because I'm just so much prettier than he is!

5. Hey, Naruto, wanna split a bottle of Sake and see what happens?

6. DUH! Of course the Atatsuki needs money! How else am I supposed to afford a decent shampoo to keep my raven black hair so silky?

7. Nah... purple's last season! Today's hot smexy villain wears DARK GREEN nail polish!

8. I kinda miss Kabuto... he's the one who does Orochimaru's hair extensions...


lol

Kit`


Trunkslove

PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:27 pm


Haku-I'm sorry Zabuza! I lied to you all this time. I'm actually....... a woman.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:05 pm


Jiraiya: Hey Tsunade! Will you model for my book?
Tsunade: Sure!

or

Jiraiya: -looks at Icha Icha-
Naruto: ...? -_-;;; -thinks- Pervert...
Jiraiya: What absolute crap. -turns to Naruto- Did I write this?
Naruto: ummm...O_O yeah.
Jiraiya: -burns books-
Naruto: eek -thinks- What was I supposed to say?

or

Sasuke: My name is Uchiha Sasuke. You killed my family. Prepare to die.
Itachi: =^_^= That's nice~.
Sasuke: scream WTH?!!!
Itachi: -turns and shouts- Hey Kisame! Do we have anymore of those really good cookies?

rofl

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Enkzilla

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:12 pm


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Enky-chan
Things Itachi would never say:

1. Hated little brother. The thing you lack... is... a hairdresser!

2. I'm having a perm next week...

3. KISAME! Stand down wind for christsake!

4. Orochimaru left the Atatsuki because I'm just so much prettier than he is!

5. Hey, Naruto, wanna split a bottle of Sake and see what happens?

6. DUH! Of course the Atatsuki needs money! How else am I supposed to afford a decent shampoo to keep my raven black hair so silky?

7. Nah... purple's last season! Today's hot smexy villain wears DARK GREEN nail polish!

8. I kinda miss Kabuto... he's the one who does Orochimaru's hair extensions...


lol

You know I think Itachi would be the only person able to pull off dark green nail polish if he wore it!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:00 pm


Naruto: Yeah I've given up trying to be Hokage. My new ambishion is to be a strippdancer using my sexy justu!!! (problem is that it's in a GAY bar)

Sasuke: I will kill the man that murdered my clan.....DAMN YOU GEORGE BUSH!!!!

Sakura: Ino and I are going steady!!!! Screw men!!!! (Me: eek , wow and I thought she was messed up before....)

Itachi: The real reason I killed my clan was........they drank all the O.J. And they didn't even bother to throw the carton away!!!!

Temari: Damn it all Gaara/Kankuro!!! Stop stealing my makeup!!!!! scream

Gaara: I'm going to remind myself.......THAT I WANT BOOBIES!!!!! eek

Kankuro: This puppet does more than fight, if you know what I mean..... wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:04 pm


Quote:
Sasuke: My name is Uchiha Sasuke. You killed my family. Prepare to die.
Itachi: =^_^= That's nice~.
Sasuke: WTH?!!!
Itachi: -turns and shouts- Hey Kisame! Do we have anymore of those really good cookies?


lol rofl
PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:27 pm


Kisame: Fish are friends, not food.

Kakashi: --in a banana suit-- It's peanut butta jelly time!!!

Deidara: Oh, Zetsu, un, just let Tobi join Akatsuki, un! He is kinda cute, un... >>


brezzie



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:56 pm


itachi:there is a party in my pants and everyones invited
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