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wierd contest but ok....um....

Once There Was A Girl Named Anna Who Liked Waffles In a Grill Inside The Burger king Kitchen Where Bob The Builder Works With Dogs On A Hill Called Frontline Plus Which Is On TV Like Cartoon Network Which Plays Adult swim Too, And Too Is Like 2 and to and two and toOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo.....*sigh*

or if thats not funny and random enough....

evil chickens of doom will invade this planet if we dont act fast, the main chicken is going to rid the world of marshmellows and than he is going to make a radsom..the ransom is probebly going to be cheese filled donuts with sprinkles. and in order to dilver the pizza toilet we must wear purple dinosour coustums and have our foots in diffrent places. and we must yell our war cry "IM A PROCTOLOGIST!!!" and than they will get scared cause they will feel that we will look at their chicken butts and find egg granages that they smuggled from the seguels...so we must all buy marshmellows!!!!! and hide them..FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE THIS MIGHT BE BAD!!!

well, that made me laugh

that was pretty werid but funny u could do better boss! like this!

This chick walks into a doctor's office and the nurse tells her to take off her clothes and that the doctor will be with her in a minute, so she does.

The doctor walks in and take off his coat and starts to feel between her thighs. He asks "do you know what I'm doing now"
and she replies "you're checking for menopause" and he says "very good".

Then he starts feeling her tits and he asks her "do you know what I'm doing now" and she says "checking for breast cancer" and he says "very good".

Then he jumps on her and starts rooting her and asks if she knows what he's doing now and she replies "contracting genital herpes cause that's why I came to see you"

cheater! you have to make it up yourslef, not find funny things from photobucket!!!

that barrel roll thing was funny

true, true

its almost the end of the week cmon show me what ya got..if no one wins then i guess ill donate to something else