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There were three girls about to be hanged by the villagers for being acused of being witches. The angry mob of villagers had pitchforks and guns. The three girls all had different hair colors. One was a burnette. The other a red-head. And finally, the dumb blonde. When the girls were standing near their ropes, they whispered to each other quietly.
"I have an idea!" The burnette told them. These villagers weren't very smart. "When it's our turn to hang, they'll ask us for any last words. So, we should distract them for a minute and get away!" The three of them decided to distract them with natural disasters. And so, the girls took their places.
All the villagers focused on the red-head. "Any last words?" They asked.
The red-head pointed behind them and shouted, "Look, a hurricane!"
All the villagers turned around and the red-head fled. They then turned to the burnette.
"Any last words?"
She pointed behind them and shouted, "Tornado!" They all turned around as the burnette ran away. Finally, they turned to the dumb blonde.
"Any last words?"
The dumb blonde pointed behind them. "Fire-" Bam! Someone had shot a gun at her.

Yeah, I know! I laughed so hard when I first heard it. But I didn't make it up though. Here's another I didn't make.

One day, a dumb blonde walked into the electronic store. A clerk came up to her and asked, "Is there anything you would like, ma'am?"
She pointed and said, "I want that TV."
The clerk shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, but you're a dumb blonde."
So the next day, she came in with a brown wig. The same clerk came up to her and asked, "Is there anything you would like ma'am?"
She pointed and said, "I want that TV."
The clerk shook his head again and said, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but you're a dumb blonde."
So the next day, the same dumb blonde came in to the same store. But this time, she was wearing a red wig. And the same clerk came up to her and asked, "Is there anything I could help you with ma'am?"
Again, the dumb blonde pointed and said, "I would like that TV, sir."
The clerk let out a sigh. Shaking his head, he said, "I'm sorry ma'am, but you're a dumb blonde!"
The dumb blonde took off her wig. "How'd you know it was me?" Se said with an eyebrow raised.
"Because ma'am, that's not a TV. It's a microwave."

A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles. However, I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the Quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents."

mad d I like this one cool

Eh, I have heard all those except for the first one and last two. And I heard Oarin's first one, exept they were in front of a firing squad. blaugh

One day on the train tracks there was this blond skipping on the train tracks she kept saying 22 ans suddenly a brunette came out of nowhere and asked her what she was doing and the blond kept skipping and suddenly a train came by then the blond said 23 repeatedly.

My bf came up with this joke and I for got what it meant.

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