elvengrace"One small step by man, one horribly embarassing trip by my neighbor."
"The Hopping Mob Commands You!" ~Created but myself, Jetkitten and RedEveLit at a concert.
Pennies are cool cause they are the basis of the 99 cent store! lol
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UPSTAIRS!?!
"Crack Snapple and Pop. Breackfast of Champions!"
"What's going on here"
"Nothing!"
"Then why is there pudding everywhere!?!?"
"You can't have any pudding unless you finish your meat!"
Pink Flyod
"What about my pancakes!?!"
"Eat them in customs"
Ring in Return"He's not fat!.......He's fluffy!"
"hey! Just to fufill my curosity and for the sake of randomness....do you find yourself attracted to me?"
"Finaly--Oh! Hey! That was my first kiss! .....Neat!"
"See! I'm not going insane! I felt tongue that time!"
"Ah! Here's the fun part......the eternal beating of the sun raining on my head."
"All their fun parts are small"
-SquirreldemonMint
"That's why I don't ride skate boards!"
-Some black lady
"Bad llama!"-SquirreldemonMint's boyfriend
RedEveLit"Jesus I just want toilet paper"
"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included so I had to buy them again."
"We're #1 in the business of #2!" <-from a septic truck. eww.
K o n e k oLove is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
All of our questions are answers to our sins. All of our endings are waiting to begin.
Me and you...Me and you together at the end of it all. Our innocence is gone. We are not children any longer. The cold black world hit us in the face. Now we realize...Life is not like the fairytails. Our innocence is gone. Lost. Stolen. We are worn and faded and it hit us so fast. Our innocence is gone. The end of our innocence is here and we will never see it again
What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about? O_o
Duct tape is like the force...it has a light, a dark side, and it holds the universe together
The choice between two things, the cross road the forked road where men given lives must take in order to stay alive. What ever end you live on you lose something. Whatever end you live on your unable to find happiness. However are there really only two paths to a forked road. No there are infinite paths. There is more than one path. There is more than one path to the future."
"If you wait for me Then I'll come for you. Although I've travelled far, I always hold a place for you In my heart. If you think of me, If you miss me once in a while, Then I'll return to you. I'll return and fill that space in your heart."
Kitsune quotes:
"...My armpits smell like Froot Loops."
"Ooo! I got another shiver, this must be a sign!"
Kitsune: *singing* "Children laughing. People taffing, on a holiday-"
Koneko: "Taffing?" o_O
Kitsune: "Yes...to taff, the process of taffing or creating taffy... Used in a sentence: Koneko and I are going taffing today."
JadeofShinsei"...............Paint's dry...." -Unknown Arthur
Zero_Sky"To Be Great, Is To Be Misunderstood"
Keeki~Sei"Your cute like a hairy old tourist in a speedo.." myself
"Aw...Your cute like a yetti's no-no's" Koneko
Kitsune: Oki, the dude says this is a safe area so we should be able to get through easily.
Andrew: Woot, let's go =D
Kitsune: ^_^
*random gryphon flies by and kills both Kitsune and Andrew. They're respawned back in the old town*
Kitsune: ... o_o safe my arse...
Andrew: ^__^ oh yea, nothing safer than random rabid low flying gryphons on speed.
Kitsune: "You have to guess the magic word!"
Koneko: "Clue?"
Kitsune: "Ok...It swims!"
Mum: "OH! A monkey!"
"I remember those looks and I remember them well,
Your eyes whispered what your mouth wouldn't tell"
~"I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow s**t. I said, "You ******** don't farm! C'mon, what about some celery? I like carrots. Plus if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen."
~"I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, "I'm hungry." So it died."
~"I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey "Man, just be yourself. I already like you, little brother. You do not need to emulate the other animals. You got your own thing goin'. I used to draw you." (Stares at hand.) Man, if you were missing a couple of fingers, you drew one ******** turkey. You'd be like, "That turkey's been in an accident."
~"At a stoplight, green means go, yellow means slow down, and red means stop. For a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go right ahead, and red means, dude, where the ******** did you get that banana at?"
~"Acid really messes with your mind, man. When I was on acid, I'd see things that looked like beams of light... and I'd hear things that sound an awful lot like car horns..."
RockLeesfangirl"We're all gonna die! ...Starting with you!"
-Church (Red vs. Blue)
I...AM...SANDWICH MAN!
R31gnOfPh3r"you have been injected with bolagna DNA. now you will become what you truly are deep down in your heart. deep down in your heart dib!"-zim "deep down im bologna. that's just dum"-dib
"you can't fire fruit from yogurt. the only other job they can get is as labels for underwear."-bobobo
dog spelled backwards is god, and god spelled backwards is cat.
"I see." said the blind brother to his deaf sister.
you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
"The Brain is a wonderful thing to taste" -some alien of a commercial
the secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss
look into my nose to see your future.
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