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 Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:20 pm
Ok, I know they are some of the stupidest jokes around, but that's why I'm telling them! mad d
Your momma is so fat she tried on a thong last week, and she still hasnt figured out where it went!
Your momma is so ugly that Freddy Cruger wouldn't go out on a date with her
Your momma is so fat when she steped on the weight scales it says...'to be continued'
Your momma is so stupid that when she went out to eat she went to a car dealership saying "Can I have the 2 for 1 special?"
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:19 pm
Oh snap Boi!!! mrgreen
Your momma's so fat that she's the reason they call it the lost city of Atlantis.
And just a retarded one:
Your momma's so fat that when she went somewhere someone said, "Dang, she's fat." mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:00 pm
...that last one is... well... bad.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:18 am
Yo momma is so fat she irons her undies on the driveway.
Yo momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
Yo momma is so old when i told her to act her own age..........she died
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:27 pm
hehehe! I like 'em! mad d
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:40 pm
Dsaruksan Yo momma is so fat she irons her undies on the driveway. Yo momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade Yo momma is so old when i told her to act her own age..........she died I hate you...I was going to post the last one.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:52 am
Wooch to the mother freaking Nooches baby!
ya gotta be fast boy,cause i'm like tha wind
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:04 am
um... I heard one a while ago... I cant remember exactly how it went, but it was something like this: 'Your momma's so fat, she didnt know she was pregnant till she heard you crying in the toilet!'
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:05 am
Dsaruksan Wooch to the mother freaking Nooches baby! ya gotta be fast boy,cause i'm like tha wind
(ok, I cant make them up! but I dont care!)
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:49 am
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!that was the best one i have heard on gaia!!!!!Props to andrea,she wins!
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:53 am
ilovebadboyz um... I heard one a while ago... I cant remember exactly how it went, but it was something like this: 'Your momma's so fat, she didnt know she was pregnant till she heard you crying in the toilet!' i think that would go into "your mommas so loose" jokes,lol
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:34 pm
Dsaruksan ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!that was the best one i have heard on gaia!!!!!Props to andrea,she wins!
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:56 pm
These aren't that great, but I'll put 'em down anyway.
Yo momma's so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to turn green.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:23 pm
Oarin These aren't that great, but I'll put 'em down anyway. Yo momma's so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to turn green.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:49 pm
ilovebadboyz Oarin These aren't that great, but I'll put 'em down anyway. Yo momma's so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to turn green.
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