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Hello, just thought you all might enjoy the original LoSI. This is back before Captain Pasty, back when I went by the alias "Super Twitchy." Without further ado:

Part 1:
Josh is sitting at his computer, typing away at nationstates when he hears footsteps coming up the stairs. He turns to see a strange animated kid with black hair and a baseball cap standing behind him. "What the h-" He starts to say, but is cut off.
"GO, PIKACHU!" The kid yells and chucks a red and white ball at Josh's head. He ducks and the ball bounces off the wall and lands in front of him. It opens and an abnormally large yellow rodent jumps out. Having planned for just such an emergency, Josh knows what to do.
"GO, BACKBRACE!" He rips said backbrace off and hits the anoying rodent into the kid's face, sending the two animated characters spralling down the stairs. Josh chuckles and turns back to the computer to discover a man in a suit stealing the phone line!
"Who are you and what are you doing!" Josh yells.
"I'm Al Gore," The man replies, "And I'm taking back the internet!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

-More to follow, so stay tuned!

Part 3
Around the island, the call goes out for The League of Special Individuals to assemble!

Deep in the Bernier Cave (Mr. Beriner's classroom as it has no windows), Jeff Bernier types away... "Ha, ha, silly Gates, OSX is for Macs." He chuckles. Suddenly, a buzzing sounds! "The League is asembling?" Mr. Bernier gasps as he jumps into a closet. He comes out wearing a mask, an uncomfortable gadjet belt, and tights and a cape emblasioned with the Mac logo. He is THE MAC AVENGER!
"To the hall of heros!" He yells, running from the room.

In the Superintent's office, Duncan Pickard presents a report to Dr. Cash. The are interupted by the buzzing of the League Pager!
"You know what this means!" Dr. Cash yells, jumping up. The two look at eachother, nod, and run to doors on either side of the room. When they come back out, they are SUPERINTENDENT MAN and his sidekick BROWNNOSER BOY!
"To the hall of heros!"

In the Cafeteria, Whitny Hyde sits, eating lunch. The League Pager goes off and he runs from the room. Though he may not look like much (heh, heh), he is THE INCREDIBLE BULK, a kid who, when hungry, swells to a monstrus sumo wressler! (I can't spell, WEEEE!)

Lastly, in the wilds of Texas, THE SOUTHERNER is polishing themany 12-gauges on the rack on his beat up Chevy. His pager goes off and, after a few moments of trying to figure out how to turn it off, he throws it into the air and shoots it. He jumps in his truck, wave his cowboy hat in the air, and, with almighty, "YEEEEEHA!" Drives to the hall of heros!

The League is asembled, but will it be enough?... No, I don't think so either, but TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!

Part 5:

After roll call, Super Twitchy breifs the league,
"The evil fiend Al Gore is stealing the internet! We must stop him! He has most likely taken the web to his evil fortress on a small, meaningless island in the Atlantic."
"Nantucket?"
"No, Gore took it. Who is this 'Nan' you speak of?"
"I mean the evil fortess. Is it on Nantucket?"
"No, it's on a different meaningless small island in the Atlantic. Good guess, though."
With that the league dispatches. Wrong Way Man flies feet-first out the oposite window and Superintendent Man and Brownnoser Boy fly out both now-broken windows. The rest hurry outside where The Mac Avenger and The Increadible Bulk hop into the thunderbird. The
avenger pushes a few buttons and the car transforms into a jet. The Southerner and Super Twitchy hop into the Chevy. Super Twitchy puts his hands on the dass and starts to shake. Soon, the entire truck bounces like it has a spastic hydrolics system. It rises into the air and the league sets off for the evil Goretress-I mean fortress.

Join us next time... because we have your dog.
"I don't have a dog..."
"SHUT UP!"

i really wish people could read the comments that you originally got...they were astounding....made it ten times funnier..