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[.Rikocette.Echoes.] Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:38 pm
Welcome to the Land of Condiment!
The magical land where, in theory, there is a godly bottle of Sacred Royal Totally Awesome Barbeque Sauce. But, alas, it has gone missing! Whatever will the royal family do without its cornerstone of hope? And so our crew sets out on their adventure... to retrieve the Sacred Royal Totally Awesome Bottle of BBQ Sauce!
Co-owned by me, Riko-chan, [.Rikocette.Echoes.] and Yodel-chan, Axeltastic.
-I edited a rule! Even if you've read them, read them again.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:41 pm
Plot
Everyone in the Land of Condiment knew of the Sacred Royal Totally Awesome Bottle of BBQ Sauce. It was a legend commonly known throughout the whole universe. The bottle of all bottles was certainly a sight to behold; a three-foot bottle full of the world's tangiest and sauciest barbeque sauce known to mankind. But it also held great power: it was said have the capabilty of destroying entire dimensions. Many were wary of its terrifying strength.
The Sacred Royal Totally Awesome Bottle of BBQ Sauce had always been carefully guarded by the Royal Family of Condiment for many a genreation. It was the greatest honor, and possibly the Royal Family's most important job (Who needs to rule a country when you've got BBQ sauce to worry about?). The new generation of princes and princesses had just begun their reign of sacred bottle guarding.
But something was amiss.
Oh, right: The Sacred Royal Totally Awesome Bottle of BBQ Sauce.
The bottle was missing, and the Royal Family was in a serious state of panic. Chances were this was the work of the evil Duke of Worcestershire, the ruler of the far off country of Bologna and Condiment's sinister adversary. But without The Sacred Royal Totally Awesome Bottle of BBQ Sauce, the Royal Family was helpless to stop Worcestershire's attempts at taking over Condiment. And so they sought out a group of warriors, who could journey to the country of Bologna and return the BBQ sauce to its rightful place. Though it was a motley crew, the Royal Family was sure they could restore the world to its once peaceful state.
And so our heroes begin their epic quest.....
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[.Rikocette.Echoes.] Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:43 pm
Wanna play?
[b]Username:[/b] WHO THE MUFFINS ARE YOU?!
[b]Charrie name:[/b] Who's your puppet?
[b]Age:[/b] How old is he/she? If it is unapparent, putting how old they seem is alright as well, but actuality would be preferred.
[b]Race:[/b] Human? Fey? Kitsune? Kitty-person? Monster-killer-fluffy-thing? What are they?
[b]Appearance:[/b] What does your character look like? Both pics and descriptions are fine. :]
[b]Shell:[/b] Not quite their personality, but, their shell. How they cope around other people, if they distance themselves, are bubbly, etc.
[b]Occupation:[/b] What do they do? Are they a thief, spy, mage, mercenary, royal scribe? Tell us!
[b]Weapon[s]/Equipment:[/b] What do they need to get the job done- or, what do they use in battle? Sword, magic tomes, staff, knives, daggers, their own brute strength?
[b]Loyalties:[/b] What's their goal? Are they for the royal family and in the group to retrieve the sauce, or a wandering nuetral, or maybe an underling of Duke of Worcestershire of Bologna?
[b]Bio:[/b] Doesn't have to be all that long, just a short litol thing telling a little about the person's background and what kind of roll they play in the plot.
Please PM all character application-thingies to either Yodel-chan or I. :]Charries! Username: Mr. Dead Guy, A.K.A. GOD.
Charrie name: Skylar Bagel
Age: About 23.
Race: Human
Appearance: He has long black hair. And eyes! He has those, too. But you can't see 'em. Y'know. Cause of the hair. And robes. Mage robes. Hey... guess what he does for a living.
Shell: Quiet and distant if he doesn't know you, but easily relatable if he does.
Occupation: Mage
Weapon/Equipment: Skylar always carries a lagre assasin's knife with him wherever he goes, along with the occasional spell book.
Loyalties: Skylar is part of the quest to retrieve the barbeque sauce
Bio: Skylar is a mage. The magiest mage in all of condiment. He's an everymage, meaning he can use a whole lot of different kinds of magics; book magic, sorcery, alchemy, necromancy, illusion, and many more. He doesn't carry any tools with him usually, except the occasional book, but he does oh, so love knives. Big sharp ones. In fact, he always has a big sharp one hidden in his robe, so watch out. If you cross him, he'll cut ya!
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Username: Mr. Dead Guy (Though it shall soon be changed...)
Charrie name: Zederezanianorthmontousteuton, A.K.A. Zed
Age: a bumillionjillion years old.
Race: Minor god
Appearance: Super-massive tan-brown floating buddah statue with exactly one-thousand arms and forty-two tentacles in place of a head.
Shell: Full of himself, kind of bitchy, but he has his nice moments. Though very few of them.
Occupation: God of ashes
Weapon/Equipment: The contents of a half-empty Jack Daniel's bottle filled with cigarette ashes.
Loyalties: Major Gods. He's working for the major gods.
Bio: Insted of going around as floating snake heads and the like, most gods choose avatars on their trips to earth. Zed, on this particular venture, chooses the form of a black-clad transvestite in nine-inch heels and deadly sharp nails. He is also after the barbeque sauce, but for reasons he won't reveal.
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Username: Swishy
Charrie name: Sheila O'Cash
Age: 34
Race: Dijn
Appearance: Wears quite a bit of makeup, almost to the point where it starts detracting from her appearance. Carries a fan around which she uses to fan her head off when she has to think harder than normal and when she gets excited. Wears her caramal brown hair up in fancy curls, and has lots of jewelry. Wears fancy earings with pearls and diamonds. Carries a purse with an enourmous amount of stuff in it, including sunglasses, a change of earings, more make-up, several credit cards, a sample size of BBQ sauce (not the same kind as the sacred BBQ sauce). Wears fancy, ordinate dresses, and skinny high-heel shoes, sometimes boots.
Shell: Confident, over-the-top, idealistic, optimistic, interested in men,
Occupation: Being rich, ex-gambler, conossuire of everything she lays eyes on.
Weapon/Equipment: Money, fame, Dijn-luck manipulating skills (have grown rusty with time), her make-up, fan, and her high heels.
Loyalties: Her, herself, and she. To her baubbles, her fancies, and her wallet. Oh, and she does feel a certain sense of belonging to the country of Condiment. After all, she was born there and all that jazz, so shouldn't she help them out on their quest?
Bio: Sheila started from a rich background, and then used her skills as a dijn to win her even more money at casinos, bingo nights, poker parties, etc. She then proceded to solidate her funds into jewelry, fancy diamond-studded grills (not the rapper kind, the hamburger kind), modern art that looks like somebody ran over it with a car, and a ridiculously huge mantion for a single person to live in.
After buying the huge mantion, Sheila realized that she would need somebody else to live in it, to help her have children in order to fill the mantion. After hearing of the disappearance of the BBQ sauce, she decided a quest would be an excellent way to engaged her jaded mind. Wanting to be able to experience what the common adventurer would experience, she left behind her servants and a large amount of her possessions in the care of her loyal butler Irvine.
Ms. O'Cash wants to retrieve the BBQ sauce in hopes of being able to use it to throw the worlds greatest Summertime Party before returning it to the royal family. She plans on using it to attract a husband, and to make the rest of the guests feel so guilty about throwing such a great party, they will feel obliged to try to out-do her. Her favorite art piece is "Great Muffins of Scottish Pie', the world's largest petrified muffin, which she currently does not own.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:45 pm
The Rules
Alright peoples. Although we want you to enjoy yourselves, there are still some rules you need to abide by. Here we go:
-Keep it PG-13.
-If you aren't relatively literate, we will pour worcestershire sauce all over you. And we all know that worcestershire sauce is inferior to BBQ sauce.
-No flaming, trolling, etc...
-No stupid people! mad
-Try to make your posts at least 2-3 lines long. Though this shouldn't be a problem for anybody.
-Somewhere in your profile that you send to one of us, include the phrase, 'great muffins of scottish pie' or we will not accept you. :]
-There is a max of 3 characters per RPGer. It is, however, more preferable if you keep your numbers down. It can otherwise get hard to keep track of all your characters and make sure they all recieve proper attention.
-It would be nice if you tried to make your character's backstory/desc/whateva related to the plotline. wink
-Feel free to keep things reasonably casual. This is more of an RPG to let people get to know each other(And their characters) and to have a good time.
-No one with tofu in their left shoe may enter.
Anything else I happen to think of or anything else anyone points out will probably be added later.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:46 pm
News and/or Announcements
So I can feel like I have some sort of powerful postion in this guild. >: D
Well, you can start posting characters. : D Riko-sama or I will hopefully put them up there somewhere to set it in stone. Remember: three charas. each and adapt them to the story line somewhat. Swishy just put up her character! YAY!
>_> But I still haven't....>_>
Recent News: Zexion the Emo and Edna the Emu have broken up. Apparently Riko-sama kidnapped him. pirate Stay tuned for more info.
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:03 am
Ah!!! You guys just totally made my day. ^^
I love you more. XD
And no...
I don't care if I'm not supposed to post yet.
I'm God here...
Well, at least until Jesus joins...
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:23 pm
Mr. Dead Guy Ah!!! You guys just totally made my day. ^^ I love you more. XD And no... I don't care if I'm not supposed to post yet. I'm God here... Well, at least until Jesus joins... Awesome. We have been approved. XD Reserved for other things I happen to think of. Riko! Fix up your parts of the page! >: P
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:56 pm
I have joined!!!
Now I wait.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:47 pm
I'm waiting for Riko-sama to post my chara... And she needs to post hers, too. >_< We need more people. Go find them.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:49 pm
Axeltastic I'm waiting for Riko-sama to post my chara... And she needs to post hers, too. >_< We need more people. Go find them. Ah... I see. She's so good at that... As for the people thing, i'm working on it. >< Well, i've got my people working on the people thing. So, you help with the people thing, and get some more people into this guild. Now.
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