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 Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:08 pm
K, you've been naughty, not nice. What're you gonna do about Santa?
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:02 pm
Use the Brain's plan to infiltrate Santa's Workshop, enter data suggesting that all children in the world wish for a mind controlling teddy bear that I designed, 'find' the plans to this, and let Santa distribute doom to the world himself.
Of course, the teddy bear is not specified to be 'mind controlling'. It just is.
I will then have everybody as my minions... I guess.
oh, and explosive coal for the kids who don't get the teddy bears.
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:35 am
Commendably thourough of you.
Can you be sure Santa doesn't watch Pinky and the Brain?
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:31 pm
I think I'll take a leaf out of Zim's world-conquering book for this one, and make all the people of Earth build me a super-huge, awesome weapon of doom. They would, of course, think I'm Santa, as they wouldn't follow me if I were anyone else. Santa rules the world, after all. Everyone celebrates Christmas. Everyone who matters, that is. (If you odn't catch the sarcasm in this... you need to be eaten by a shark.)
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:02 pm
... thats mean. I'm of Jewish descent. Although this generation of my family is technically Christian...
I still have friends that are Jewish though.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:42 pm
razz I have Jewish friends, too. And atheist friends. What's your point?
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:48 pm
... do they celebrate christmas?
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:39 am
I'm pretty sure they don't, but I don't really ask. I know my friend from India doesn't. She's not Jewish, though, she's Muslim. I was making her a holiday card a couple years ago and I had to call her to ask what to put on it, since I couldn't put "Merry Christmas." n.n"
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Storm_Airielle Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:41 pm
I'm just going to bribe the reindeer. Afterall they pull the sleigh and if they'll only take Santa where I tell them to then I have the upper hand...or hoof.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:40 pm
Storm_Airielle I'm just going to bribe the reindeer. Afterall they pull the sleigh and if they'll only take Santa where I tell them to then I have the upper hand...or hoof. How fiendish of you!
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:33 pm
Why thank you. Unfortunately my feindish laugh sounds a bit too much like a giggle right now and no one will take me very seriously.
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:52 pm
Sapphina Why thank you. Unfortunately my feindish laugh sounds a bit too much like a giggle right now and no one will take me very seriously. A tragic flaw indeed.
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