Welcome to Gaia! ::

Guess who! You know... its... dun dun dun duuuuun.... Jumi and Vanilla with our new hit show, Dudbear Interviews! (WHOOOOT! *waves around little flags*)

It's me, Vanilla! I'ma gonna explain the basics to you peoples, kay?

1.) What is Dudbear Interview?

Well, duh, peoples! We interview our favorite bishi-... I mean, favorite anime/video game characters! YAAAAY! Hehehe... my personal favorite will come on soon... I'm so excited!

2.) Wait, who are we interviewing again?

Anime or video game characters! Ain't that great!? Requests, requests, anyone? Well, if you want us to interview someone, go ahead and PM us your suggestions. We'll do anyone related to anime or video games, including specail guests and double victims-... I mean! I mean characters!

3.) Where are the interviews?

The most resent interviews will be right here on this forum! But... umm... if you want to see old ones, we have a special link to a special forum where we will guide you to the old one you want to see.


Now here is Jumi to guide you on your way, cause personally, I'm bored and dumb. So... yeah! Nyah!

Sora and Riku

All right! all right! We're here, okay? Phew! A life of school limit a demon's actions to a tiny bit, so let's get on with the long awaited interview! YAY! *spins*
Alright! So... after a long a merciless journey through the pitches of the absolute doom-...

Vanilla! It was only Hyrule!

Vanilla: ohh... right! I remember that! I'm going to roll around on the floor for a little while! WHEEEEEE!! *rolls on floor*

Jumi: Yeah.... Okay, folks. Let me give you the real deal
while Vanilla warps her imagination further.
Peoples peoples, it turns out that Hyrule was alot larger than we suspected it to be.
We were trying to find Link for our next interview, but,
it seems the venders in the Hyrule Market are not to be trusted and we got a phoney map.
DO NOT SHOP THERE!
After a few weeks, we gave up and decided to go
with our favorite heros from the smash hit video game,
Kingdom Hearts.

Vanilla: uh-huh! Boo Hyrule Market! Boo!
Alright! On with the show! Come on out Riku and Sora! WHOOO!

*enters stage alone*

Jumi: Ummm... where's Sora?



Down here!


Jumi: o.O

Riku: On the floor...

Jumi: ...why?

Vanilla: *throws crayon at Jumi* Geez, Jumi! I already told you that Sora would help me draw that star fruit thingy!

Sora: No, Vanilla! You can't draw the edges that pointy!

Vanilla: ...? Why not?

Sora: It won't look much like a fruit that way.

Vanilla: ...hm... OKAY! ^^

Jumi: ...O.O Alright then.... Riku, I guess I'll have to ask you most of the questions, Sora and Vanilla being pretty preocupied and all.

Riku: Nothing new...

Jumi: Okay, let's see. What is your basic role in Kingdom Hearts?

Riku: My character is a type of link between the light and the darkness. Between it all, I try to help people but pick paths that reassure success in my intentions. When they were writing the script, they kept telling me to be more dark, more serious. Honestly, it made it sort of-...

Jumi: Eye locking and suspenseful!?

Riku: ...um... yeah. That's one way you could put it. ^^

Jumi: Seems like they're pulling that trick in a lot of games these days.

Riku: What do you mean?

Jumi: Well, there's been a lot of games where the good friend or new ally of the hero gets tangled up with the bad guys.

Riku: Yeah, I agree. Examples would be Dark Cloud, Lloyed from Legend of the Dragoon, Daragoda from Rogue Galaxy, the list can go on for awhile.

Sora: Riku!?

Riku: What?

Vanilla: Jumi!?

Jumi: ...what? -_-

Sora: How did Namine draw the leaves?!
Vanilla: How did Namine draw the leaves!?

Riku: ...?

Jumi: ...eh? She didn't.

Vanilla: Oh... okie! We finished our picture, though! ^^



Riku: ...o.o

Jumi: ...um... uh... tha'ts... um... great, Vanilla?

Vanilla: Yup yup! Sora is a very good art teacher! ^^ *sits in chair*

Sora: *sits in chair*

Vanilla: Okay, Sora and Riku. Only a few more questions. So, how's your relationship with Kairi, Sora?

Sora: Umm... uh... that is... it's good?

Riku: They hugged... > smile

Sora: Did not! sad

Riku: Did so.

Jumi: It was in the game, Sora. Half the world knows.

Sora: ...

Vanilla: So how do I become a heartless?

Riku: Deliver your heart to the darkness.

Jumi: Done and done. > smile

Vanilla: It'll hurt if I take it out! gonk

Sora: No, he means like giving your heart up will make you a heartless.

Vanilla: *glares at Jumi* No way I'm giving my heart away! Go kill off my date, Greg for me, would ya, Jumi?

Jumi: Oy. Vanilla, it doesn't work with love. Your heart is fine, we'll just leave it that.

Vanilla: Okay! ^^

Jumi: Thank you, guys. Sorry we couldn't ask you more than we did.
*turns to audience*
And that's all the time we have today! Stay tuned for our next interview, and darn it, Vanilla! What are you doing with that knife!?

Sora: O.O

Vanilla: I'mma gonna kill Greg!

Riku: *shakes head*

Jumi: ....Okay, no more drinking steak juice for you, Vanilla! scream

Whopps! Vanilla posted ten, Jumi-chan! Vanilla thought ten was the best! Vanilla meant to vote 1.

Nyah!

So am I, so am I.

Hopefully next time, Beth will pick someone alittle less violent....

Twas all her fault. I wanted to do Santa for a interveiw, but she wants to interveiw Aya. So, we have to ask questions to Demon. But, Beth hasn't wrriten any out. She says she has some, but just wont write them out! Grrr!

OK. I say you need a new interview to pay the rest or fear the wrath of my EVICTION notice!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons,

Now, we just need peoples to read the damned thing!

Put 'em down your bra!