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 Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:41 am
The Tale Of The Magic Rock Apes
By Dr. Kent Hovind
Okay, now sit down now, boys and girls - it's story time! Shhhh.... Once upon a time, billions of years ago, there was nothing. Suddenly, magically, the nothing exploded into something. That something is called hydrogen. Can you say "hydrogen?" I knew you could. This hydrogen eventually cooled down enough to condense into solid rock. It was magic rock. Inert and lifeless, but still magical. And then, magically, water formed in the sky above the rock. The waters rained on the rock for, oh, let's say billions of years. Some of the rock broke down into minerals, and these minerals washed into a pool of water.
Then one day some of these minerals magically formed into a kind of goo in the pool of water. Can you say "goo?" I knew you could. Well do you know what happened then? That's right! The goo magically became ALIVE. So anyway, this bit of magic goo magically found something to eat. Then, magically, it found another bit of magic goo to marry, and they had a whole bunch of magical little goos. Eventually - millions of years later - some of this goo grew up into all the plants and animals in the world around us. If it's alive, it came from that first bit of magic goo! Well, more time went on. Finally some of this goo magically evolved - can you say "evolved?" I knew you could - some of this goo magically evolved upwards and upwards, growing ever more advanced, bigger, stronger, smarter, until it became a kind of magical hairless ape with thumbs.
And do you know who those apes are? That's right! They're YOU and ME! We are the magic rock apes! And you know what else? Someday we'll evolve enough that we'll become the God we all know doesn't exist. Now take a nap.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:43 am
I love that story mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:07 pm
OMGOSH!!! Vanilla never knewed! gonk
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:46 pm
DO TEll!!!! blaugh domokun
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x - p a n t o u f l e Crew
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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:53 pm
♪ ♫ [K]iss me goodbye;...
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What a story!
♫ ♪ [ I ]'m defying gravity...
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:40 am
Tell another!! Tell Another!!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:06 pm
Wow, what a response from you guys! xd
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:37 am
You're lucky. No one is reading mine at all and probably never will! gonk
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