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 Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:18 pm
 Alright, maggots, listen up! This is the standard-issue communicator you recieved upon joining the League. It's use should be pretty straight forward, but I'm going to go over it because I doubt some of you pea-brains could find your way out of a paper bag. You push the red button and talk into the communicator if you want everyone to hear you. The two nobs are labeled "volume" and "frequency." If you can't figure those out, God help you... 
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:22 pm
"Attention! Attention! This is Captain Pasty! I need help at Snottsborne Industries, floor 29!"
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:25 pm
"Get a grip on yourself."
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:57 pm
"Calling all League members! There is something weird going on at the Crime and Justice Hospital Building. All available members should investigate."
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:47 am
“We need backup at the Moo-at the Milieu-at the Mu Theater, I think.”
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:58 am
"Attention! This is Captain Pasty! All available members should head over to Area 42 for a League meeting!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:01 pm
"Any League Members who missed the Area 42 meeting should proceed directly to the Delmor Whaling, Hurricane, and Art Museum."
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:10 pm
"This is Eagle Eye, new recruit. Get to the DWHAM...Pasty at gunpoint. I repeat, Pasty at gunpoint! Get to the DWHAM!"
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:59 am
“Captain Pasty, are you there? It's Mitch. Listen, this probably isn't the best way to contact you about something like this, but I don't have your number or anything. Are you there? Listen, um. If anyone hears this, can you please ask Pasty to meet me at 3:00, by the front entrance to Rear Entrance Funnel Cakes?"
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:47 am
"Mitch, this is Captain Pasty. I haven't got a lot of time, but I can swing by there for a couple minutes. See you shortly."
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:04 am
"Attention, this is General Spanky! There has been an incident, all members of the League should come to Area 42 immediately!"
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:07 am
"Attention all available heroes! There's something fishing going on at Channel Q-" (Insert static here)
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:55 pm
"All members of the league. This is Eagle Eye. Destroy all communicators. I've recently learned that their creator was the Politician. He could be listening in on this message right now. Please, all communicators must be destroyed."
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