We, the now liberated citizens of Ozztralia, celebrate our emancipation from the Iron Fist Holding An Apple of Taj "CUNTA" Leleu. However, we also mourn the loss of revelutionary freedom-fighter Steven Lazerous Twist, who so bravely sacrificed his own life so that we may enjoy the various snacks of freedom. We know he will find his place in Valhalla alongside Steve Corino and BB King. Black pride, Brothaman in the Sky. Black pride...