Aladdin slowly looked over behind him & saw to his horror, that Abu was up to his old tricks again. He shouted "ABU! NO! DON'T TOUCH IT YOU LITTLE BEAN HEAD!!"
But it was too late. He had taken the emotigem from it's stand.

Out of nowhere the cave of gambino started to rumble.
Millions of n00bs appeared out of holes in the walls & chanted their deadly battle cry.
"bump."
Before they were completly drowning in flame pants they hurried to the exit, jumped on their magic lanzer-rug & flew out of there faster than a fan girl chases Sephiroth.


I saw that and it cracked me up, this is the description used by the winner or last weeks avi contest rofl