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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:22 am

rolleyes Humans have so many questions. All the time asking me things like, where do you pee from... and why is your head so big. Well, I decided to just create a place where you can ask me anything you would like. I will respond to you, or have one of my alien experts respond. If that doesnt work we could always just remove your brains ..... hmm.. ninja

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:49 pm

Capn! I thought we had lost you in the battle on Felos IV. It Is good to see you Old Friend.
After the war i was returning to the homeworld when my ship ran out of fuel cells and crashed to this wretched planet. The impact nearly killed me...I passed out . Soon after i was captured and brought to a place known as Area 52. They performed horrible experiments on me But, they also kept me alive with these Cybernetic enhancements that you see on my body. After i regained my strength i managed to escape that horrible place only to see these "Humans" Flying around in our ships, I hope they didn't salvage the technology from the wreckage of my ship.
I Feel like i have Failed the Zurg Nation...These Primative Humans now have our Technology.
Do what you will with me Capn...For i have shamed us all... cry

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:19 pm

I will talk to you about this in private sergeant. In the mean time, You will tend to these humans. The zurg need your help with this society. Surely you havnt lost your wits among these shirts .... and ... shoes. The monkeys are quite disturbing. Just keep your chin up. heart

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:34 pm

HEYA ALIEN MAN! YOU'RE UGLY!! RED BINO GIVES YOU WINGS! blaugh

What is the logic behind your fasinaction with vivisection? And, of all the thousands & thousands of different species of organisms, why pick on cows? Are you jealous of their four stomachs? How can I get to Zurg? What type of government do you have there? What is the murder rate on planet Zurg? How many light years old are you? Where do baby aliens come from? Why are you here? When will you go away? What's the deal with your crazy series of codes? What does it lead to? What's your IQ? What do you think of Gaians?

domokun domokun domokun

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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:45 pm

capn alienmancer

I will talk to you about this in private sergeant. In the mean time, You will tend to these humans. The zurg need your help with this society. Surely you havnt lost your wits among these shirts .... and ... shoes. The monkeys are quite disturbing. Just keep your chin up. heart

Indeed, I shall do as you ask, Capn.

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:31 pm

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HEYA ALIEN MAN! YOU'RE UGLY!! RED BINO GIVES YOU WINGS! blaugh

What is the logic behind your fasinaction with vivisection? And, of all the thousands & thousands of different species of organisms, why pick on cows? Are you jealous of their four stomachs? How can I get to Zurg? What type of government do you have there? What is the murder rate on planet Zurg? How many light years old are you? Where do baby aliens come from? Why are you here? When will you go away? What's the deal with your crazy series of codes? What does it lead to? What's your IQ? What do you think of Gaians?

domokun domokun domokun

I shall take the liberty and answers this Primative's questions.

I'm not Ugly. I'm Actually Very Attractive on My Planet...

Q: What is the logic behind your fasinaction with vivisection?
A: You Primative Humans would not understand the very complex nature of Vivisection...Haha, and it gives me Much pleasure. twisted

Q: And, of all the thousands & thousands of different species of organisms, why pick on cows?Are you jealous of their four stomachs?
A: Our Studies have determined Cows to be the Most intelligent creatures on this planet. And... No we are not jealous of their four stomachs.

Q: How can I get to Zurg?
A: I Refuse to Disclose this Information to you Primative Humans.

Q: What type of government do you have there?
A: We Have many different types of government, Some similar to the Governments of This planet but, others are more complex.

Q: What is the murder rate on planet Zurg?
A: We don't not murder on our planet, Unlike the Primative behavior of humans.

Q: How many light years old are you?
A: 20...I'm am very young.

Q: Where do baby aliens come from?
A: The Alien Stork...of course.

Q: Why are you here?
A: To enslave the Human Race...Haha, Just kidding. We are here for Research...Yeah...That's it.

Q: When will you go away?
A: When we are finished with This Wretched planet.

Q: What's the deal with your crazy series of codes?
A: I cannot disclose this information

Q: What does it lead to?
A: Perhaps you will find out in time

Q: What's your IQ?
A: 7,005 ...Whatz yours? Hmm...i shall Probe you Later to find out. twisted

Q: What do you think of Gaians?
A: I Dispise many of you Primatives, However The Ones Like yourself in this guild seem to be Nice enough. I'll Pretend you never called me Ugly cool

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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:10 pm

Ugly. Pssshhh ... nothing is worse then having those round eyes and all that body hair. I mean .... GROSS. Humans need to speed up their evolution. Wouldnt you enjoy not having any hair kayla. Think ... no more bad hair day's. No more salon fee's. No more human stress factors. Just beautiful green skin and HUGE BRAINS ! blaugh

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:47 pm

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Ugly. Pssshhh ... nothing is worse then having those round eyes and all that body hair. I mean .... GROSS. Humans need to speed up their evolution. Wouldnt you enjoy not having any hair kayla. Think ... no more bad hair day's. No more salon fee's. No more human stress factors. Just beautiful green skin and HUGE BRAINS ! blaugh

HUGE BRAINS! Hubba Hubba User Image

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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:50 pm

hey .....

kayla and I ARE HOT HOT HOT !

You aliens are just green ... and wierd xp But I still love you. Your just big teddy bears, with energy drinks and a cow probing thing .... heart

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:16 am

I have a big question, most Gaians really wanted to know. Do you have any idea where Flarn was all this time?

Respect the Zurg way of life!

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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:54 am

Elokin

I have a big question, most Gaians really wanted to know. Do you have any idea where Flarn was all this time?

Respect the Zurg way of life!

Ah yes, Flarn. No, no idea ninja ( if I did I couldnt tell you, its classified )

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:26 am

What do you think of Flarn's new look? Is he smexy to aliens?

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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:02 am

I dunno what capn thinks, but I think he's smexy !!!

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:25 pm

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Elokin

I have a big question, most Gaians really wanted to know. Do you have any idea where Flarn was all this time?

Respect the Zurg way of life!

Ah yes, Flarn. No, no idea ninja ( if I did I couldnt tell you, its classified )

*nods* Oke doke

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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:14 pm

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Elokin

I have a big question, most Gaians really wanted to know. Do you have any idea where Flarn was all this time?

Respect the Zurg way of life!

Ah yes, Flarn. No, no idea ninja ( if I did I couldnt tell you, its classified )

Oh my, Flarn seems to be devolving. Poor thing. heart

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