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 Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:16 pm
Does he snort little puffs of fire? Does he ROOOOAAAAAAR and stomp the earth in his mirth (yes I know that rhymes)? Well? Ok here's where you get to find out! Tell us all your favorite jokes! They can be simple ones or anecdotes if ya like.
So here's my all time favorite simple joke (if u laugh at this one, u have a very good imagination):
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits a windshield?
...it's butt!
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:53 am
Two penguins are standing on an iceburg.
One looks to the other and says "It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo."
The second penguin simply says "What makes you think I'm not?"
MUCH more funny if you've seen Prarie Home Companion.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:24 pm
This one is one of my favorites:
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.
The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:05 pm
hehehe, I like that one too. whee
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:45 pm
you are 3 months late smile
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:55 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:44 am
*sigh* I missed this place! 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:13 pm
Darkangel06 *sigh* I missed this place! 3nodding we really need to get this place started again
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