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 Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:49 am
Yup, it's time for some more randomness in this guild, so, ask me a question, as stupid or random as you can imagine, and I will do my best to come up with a random, trailing, completly false and/or humourus answer to it.
So remember, the object of this is fun! Now go, ask me a question or two, I DARE YOU!
Oh, and in this thread, you must refer to me as "Mr. F"
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:09 am
well, mr.f, how do meat and potatoe pies breed?
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:12 am
Twilightlink well, mr.f, how do meat and potatoe pies breed? Its quite simple really. You see, the meat pie sticks its meat into the potatoe pie's "eye" and releases its gravy into the thick gooey center of potatoey goodness. And nine months later, you get a potatoe and beefcake pie. Mhh, thats good pie right there, well worth the nine month wait.
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:27 pm
weird, if true. got any anti-teacher songs? i got one:
joy to the world,
the teachers dead,
we barbecuede her head,
what happened to the body?
we flushed it down the potty,
and round and round it goes,
and round and round it goes.
(thats the genius og nelson in simpsons)
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:49 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:11 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:43 pm
No, bologny is in fact, a rather odd shaped ellipse. However, it cannot truelly be called even an ellipse, seeing as it has neither a proper minimum vector, or even a trace of meat!
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:47 pm
Ah the number seven, and interesting thing that. Allegedly claimed to have in fact, eaten the number nine, though those rumours are of course completly false. Although seven did kill nine, it never in any way consumed a single part of its body. Nay, it left it for its offspring to devour, so that they could grow up to fine, strong, healthy numbers, capable of defending the seven when it reaches old age and is unable to continue with its current life style.
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:06 pm
dragn99 Ah the number seven, and interesting thing that. Allegedly claimed to have in fact, eaten the number nine, though those rumours are of course completly false. Although seven did kill nine, it never in any way consumed a single part of its body. Nay, it left it for its offspring to devour, so that they could grow up to fine, strong, healthy numbers, capable of defending the seven when it reaches old age and is unable to continue with its current life style. Very good! My question: Why are children's bedtime stories so morbid?
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:02 am
Sakana_Izumi dragn99 Ah the number seven, and interesting thing that. Allegedly claimed to have in fact, eaten the number nine, though those rumours are of course completly false. Although seven did kill nine, it never in any way consumed a single part of its body. Nay, it left it for its offspring to devour, so that they could grow up to fine, strong, healthy numbers, capable of defending the seven when it reaches old age and is unable to continue with its current life style. Very good! My question: Why are children's bedtime stories so morbid?
they gotsa learn about the cruel world somehow, so the devious weirdos decided that the best way to do it would be to make their stories extremely morbid, but to hide that fact, and make them SEEM child-friendly >.>sneaky bastards
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:50 pm
Mr. F
why does 2+2=4?
why do i like Mudkips so much?
why does the PS3 weight so much?
should did i buy a DVD rewinder?
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:57 pm
Yoshikazu Mr. F
why does 2+2=4?
why do i like Mudkips so much?
why does the PS3 weight so much?
should did i buy a DVD rewinder? Because the mathmeticians couldnt count any higher. To tip the scales of console weighing. (It occurs once every three years. Heaviest consol gets the latest in movie viewing technology, but they still have to pay. Of course, without rewind, you get stuck in the future as a fat guy 3nodding Sorry, Id make better answers but Im pressed for time sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:09 am
Just realized I skipped the Mudkip question sweatdrop
The reason of course, is because of its blue skin. You see, unlike many superheros out there, Mudkip doesnt go for the flashy costumes or wonderful names (like Shazam, wowzers thats a great name). Because he's simply himself, the common man is more able and/or willing to relate to him, thereby increasing his fanbase to grumpy newpaper editors as well as the random bystanders in the streets. However, you merely like him because he just soooooo cute heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:13 am
Mr. F
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is his head so biiig?
WHYYYYYYYY IS HIS HEAD SO BEEEEG?
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:40 am
Oh, the answer to that is quite simple. Im sure we're all familiar with what a black hole is yes? Something that sucks everything away forever. Well, inside his head is a white hole, something thats completly opposite. So, rather than sucking everything in, it pushes it away, however, because his skull bone is too thick, it cannot be broken or removed, so it is simply stretched to its maximum capacity.
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