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 Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:16 am
Ladies and gentlemen, a first for this guild. THE HAUNTED TOILET. Yes, that's right. My brother's toilet has the possibility of being posessed! It all adds up:
-It makes noises in response to being talked about.
-It growled at my brother.
-Its former owner was a teenage girl with mental issues, as gathered from those that knew her and from the state of her room when we moved in. Black scribblings on the wall, holes in the wall(relatively fist shaped), Black stains in the carpet that looked like somebody was working on their car in there...
MY THEORY! She made herself vomit into the toilet! The extreme feelings of hatred towards herself as she did this are why the toilet is the way it is, and why that bathroom has had more problems than my lower intestine. Ants, mildew, leaky pipes, sewage problems... All sorts of things.
QUESTION! Is my theory even plausible? CAN TOILETS BE POSESSED!? Or maybe posessed is the wrong word. I dunno. DISCUSS, MY HOMIES!
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:29 am
Things can not be possessed, you can't get blood from a stone.
However, it is possible to leave psychic imprints on places. In this case, a room.
I theorize that sometimes a room that has been imprinted needs an anchor. A root imprint from where all the other energies in the room originate. In this case, it would be the toilet.
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:48 am
Or.... Dirk's family needs to call a plumber. rofl
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:12 pm
sistergoldenhair Or.... Dirk's family needs to call a plumber. rofl We did. Twice. xp And I have to admit, that toilet creeps me out. Buuut... Terg I theorize that sometimes a room that has been imprinted needs an anchor. A root imprint from where all the other energies in the room originate. In this case, it would be the toilet. I agree! With PHYSICAL imprints all over the room, it would make sense that there would be emotional imprints, too! And with it being such an old house, it could be multiple people's imprints over such a long period of time! I'm curious about who had my room before, though. It's the only one without a lock. whee OFF TO DINNER! We're having pasta. razz
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:29 pm
Ok.
Its called piupe problems man.
lol
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:46 pm
My brother won't let me examine it! crying I can't get any vibes off of it (assuming there are any at all) if I can't get closer.
And I don't think it's just pipe problems. It's a weird toilet. It gurgles whenever you talk about it.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:49 am
Well, when I examined the toilet on my own, nothing much. When I was about to leave after examining it, it made a weird hissing sound at me, but other than that, no conclusively strange behavior and I couldn't feel a thing from it. Maybe it needs my bro around for it to work.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:51 pm
Send it good energy...? Pray for it? I'm at a loss for how to handle a... toilet problem as unusual as this. I guess try a few things and if it doesn't work, you have a weird toilet. Get a new one if possible if nothing works...
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tenshikitsune Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:42 pm
Charge some salt with happy vibes and pour it down the Doom Toilet says I. Salt, if nothing else, makes for easier plumbing.
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:38 am
tenshikitsune Charge some salt with happy vibes and pour it down the Doom Toilet says I. Salt, if nothing else, makes for easier plumbing. I probably couldn't do that in my current condition. Probably couldn't sense anything, either. Powers too a sharp boost in potency, only to drop down to what they are now, which I think is about... Ohhh, say, NONE. LOL! It's my brother's toilet, anyway, so it doesn't really matter much to me if it's haunted. razz
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:31 pm
Dirk Bolero tenshikitsune Charge some salt with happy vibes and pour it down the Doom Toilet says I. Salt, if nothing else, makes for easier plumbing. I probably couldn't do that in my current condition. Probably couldn't sense anything, either. Powers too a sharp boost in potency, only to drop down to what they are now, which I think is about... Ohhh, say, NONE. LOL! It's my brother's toilet, anyway, so it doesn't really matter much to me if it's haunted. razz um...ok... sweatdrop You could always poke it with a stick... rofl *yes, random*
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:16 pm
Lady of Swords and Shadow Dirk Bolero tenshikitsune Charge some salt with happy vibes and pour it down the Doom Toilet says I. Salt, if nothing else, makes for easier plumbing. I probably couldn't do that in my current condition. Probably couldn't sense anything, either. Powers too a sharp boost in potency, only to drop down to what they are now, which I think is about... Ohhh, say, NONE. LOL! It's my brother's toilet, anyway, so it doesn't really matter much to me if it's haunted. razz um...ok... sweatdrop You could always poke it with a stick... rofl *yes, random* OMG I ACTUALLY TRIED THAT! rofl
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:04 pm
Dirk Bolero Lady of Swords and Shadow Dirk Bolero tenshikitsune Charge some salt with happy vibes and pour it down the Doom Toilet says I. Salt, if nothing else, makes for easier plumbing. I probably couldn't do that in my current condition. Probably couldn't sense anything, either. Powers too a sharp boost in potency, only to drop down to what they are now, which I think is about... Ohhh, say, NONE. LOL! It's my brother's toilet, anyway, so it doesn't really matter much to me if it's haunted. razz um...ok... sweatdrop You could always poke it with a stick... rofl *yes, random* OMG I ACTUALLY TRIED THAT! rofl lol. Did it respond?
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:02 pm
Gatta Forte Dirk Bolero Lady of Swords and Shadow Dirk Bolero tenshikitsune Charge some salt with happy vibes and pour it down the Doom Toilet says I. Salt, if nothing else, makes for easier plumbing. I probably couldn't do that in my current condition. Probably couldn't sense anything, either. Powers too a sharp boost in potency, only to drop down to what they are now, which I think is about... Ohhh, say, NONE. LOL! It's my brother's toilet, anyway, so it doesn't really matter much to me if it's haunted. razz um...ok... sweatdrop You could always poke it with a stick... rofl *yes, random* OMG I ACTUALLY TRIED THAT! rofl lol. Did it respond? No. It seems a LACK of stimulus makes it gurgle, "belch", and a variety of other random noises. But I'm over it. Its lack of any energy presence makes it boring, if not an interesting topic to post on this message board.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:33 pm
It can be possessed, a spirit could of just decided to "move" in there. You hear of sorcerer's putting spirit's into stones and other weird junk. Or maybe it's like one of those in human spirit's that just decided it wanted to take over a particular something. (I would think that those kinds would possess something more like a wardrobe, IDK.) You hear some folktales sometimes about creature's like that...
But what I would want to know is what kind of spirit would possess a toilet? 4laugh
All that i can think of other than that, is that mybe your toilet came to life! eek
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