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No one tosses a dwarf!!
  ... No one tosses a Demon-chan? *snerk*
  OH MAH GAWD, yay for LOTR.
  ...What about Llamalordofscience?
  Yeah, tall people should DIE.
  Short people got no reason to li~ive!
  It's P-chan's fault!!
  Imma gonna eat yo sox! :B
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DemonAlchem1st
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:00 pm


(Warning! This thread May contain Demon-chan being a loser!!)

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!~GREETINGS~! This kitty here be Puff. Puff will kidnap your children.
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This is the evil thread of the most evilest evil ever to set evil upon the earth(R). That's right. This is the thread... of the Demon. She will find you, and she will get you if you ever make fun of her vertically challenged existence. That is why this thread is called what it is called-- NO ONE tosses a dawrf, and thus, no one tosses a Demon-chan.
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@#$%$#@!! I just called myself short again.
Anyway, this is a thread for the flaming of anything you want to die (partly), ranting about the troubles of being an evil mastermind, and spamming like you've never spammed before. People get bonus points if they mention alchemy/worship me/become one of my cultists. That last part ties in with worshipping me.

So, if your toes are on fire, and you have no where else to turn, take comfort in knowing everyone in here will laugh and point at you like all good friends do. ON TO THE EXTRAS!

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-!Stuff of zee freeness!-


*Once in a while, Demon-chan will wish to be a good person and give stuff away. BUT NOT IF YOU ASK FOR IT.

*Demon-chan is very rich.

*Demon-chan is a betch, and will most likely NOT make you rich.

*Post a lot here, and she will surely give you money. Probably.


-!Demon-chan has zee rules!-

*Don't be stupid be as lame as you want! Everyone needs a good laugh.

*Don't irk me. I am the worst of violent stalkers.

*Don't make fun of people unless the person being made fun of also finds it amusing. I find everything amusing, so insult me all you want, ho.

*Speak coherently most of the time, unless that's a problem for you. =D

*Domokun is your lord and master, as of today.


-!People who deserve to live (but not really)!-

* NOT Me.

*Jumi.

*P-chan.

*Vanilla.

*Llama.

*My cultists (such as Witty, the freshman cultist).

*Weasley.

*Anata (that's you, whoever you are).


-!Whatever (this is where random links/fun stuff will go)!-

(Care to contribute? :B)

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Demon-chan has spoken all!!! ... For now. Zoh my gawd, come back for updates. Now remember... I LUV JOO <33
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Stop blaming things on P-chan


PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:04 pm


<< yeah, It's open. I was too lazy to have a "seperate posts" kinda thing. pssh. >>

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Aysu_The_Jumi
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:44 pm


Demon-chan! Jumi can not live if Jumi is nots alive!
PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:54 pm


Well, it does say people who don't really deserve to live. So, your deadness has no relevance in this situation. I guess?
... Now I'm confused. Ah well, everythings p-chan's fault, so it's all good. <3!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:30 am


lol.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:48 pm


chu... Vanilla is tired... Vanilla must go to sleep now. Good night, Demon-chan.
*bounces off walls for a couple of minutes*
SUGAR!!!!
COFFEEE!!!

*passes out on the floor*

*snore snore* ...chu... *snore snore*

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:28 pm


The P-Chan


Sometimes Compoopers become possessed and start to eat your ears xd How is everything MY Fault gonk gonk


Has Spoken~!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:06 pm


YA RLY JUMI. D=

*Grabs Vanilla and shakes her* Oh god, wake up!! Don't die like THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!! It's my thread, so they'll blame it on me!!
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Oh, you were sleeping? OOPSEYS. Hanyway, I luff the picture with Pip and Dae you drew, lawl. x333

My ears ofter fall victim to my beastly machine, and then I blame the government, and sue them for LOADS of money that I instantly consume. Because you're my scapegoat, DUH. >3

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Topazmagic

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:12 pm


Yay! Demon luffles me picture!

*huggles the demon*


And P-chan, not only are you Demon's scapegoat, you're my supercalifrgilaisticexpialidocious friend and MUST and I mean MUST consider the consequenses for your actions. *nods knowingly*

(weeeeeeeell, at least, that's my opinion on why everything SHOULD be the P-chan's fault. I mean, if we look over the evidence of her past and future, it should be decided that everything should, indeed, be P-chan's fault. If it IS her fault, my plan worked! I mean-...
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.....
......
........ SUGAR, COFFEE FLEE!)



On another note, I also picked for everything to be P-chan's fault in the poll. Please don't hurt me when I get to highschool. And, on another other other note, I learned today that all the chocolate in most stores is in the same isle of the feminine products isle. I'M SO OBSERVANT!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:10 pm


♪ ♫ [K]iss me goodbye;...


Pfft.

Witty feels completely annoyed and unloved due to the fact that she wasn't on the list.

Anyone wanna supply a razor for her as she goes to sob uncontrollably in a corner?


♫ ♪ [ I ]'m defying gravity...

x - p a n t o u f l e
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Aysu_The_Jumi
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:55 am


<.<...I can't see you... >.>


*gives Witty razor*

There you go. whee Have fun.


Just like emo Dae and preppy Menna.


>.>...You can't see meh... <.<
PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:49 am


justs to let you know the Weasly my seem tall in your eyes but to everyone else I am just Hawaiian.

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DemonAlchem1st
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:23 pm


Of course you're on the list, Witty, you're one of my cultists (since you're a freshman)~! I seem to have forgot to specify that.
Ron will be my cultist, too, oops~~ <333
PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:54 pm


♪ ♫ [K]iss me goodbye;...



◄ takes razor from Jumi ►

Ah, but Witty has been added on to the list now.

Therefore, she no longer needs a ra- oooooh, shiny.

Can I eat it?


♫ ♪ [ I ]'m defying gravity...

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DemonAlchem1st
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:47 pm


Be careful not to get it caught in your Esophagus~ <3

(There, I put in the E, shut up mcbecketh.)
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