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The Depressed Optimist Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:56 pm
Motto Of The Week
The motto of this week!
*Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Past mottos:
*Children in the backseat cause accidents;
Accidents in the backseat cause children.
*Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
*Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
*"You tried your hardest and failed miserably. The morale is: never try." - Homer J. Simpson.
*As I said before, I never repeat myself.
*I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
*Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
*"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous" -unknown
*I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
*Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
*You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever.
*Homosexuality, or man on man love, is not something I like to see. My boyfriend feels the same way.
*If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
*If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
*If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
*Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!
*Every clock is beer o'clock!
*If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
*When she asks if her a** looks big, the actuall worst thing you can say is "Let me stand back so I can take it all in".
*Health and safety laws ruin everything. These days you use a gun with six shots to play Russian Roulette. Back in the old days, we used to use a musket.
*Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
*"Even the reddest apple can give you crabs."-Tom
*Spread legs, not lies.
*Today's word is legs. Spread the word.
*You can't spell amusement without Semen.
*Moving swiftly on, like a badger in the wind.
*I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
*Don't slack off; the heavens and the wife are watching.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:58 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:00 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:42 pm
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The_Winter_Wolf Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:58 am
One word.
SEX!!!!!
But, I must admit, a rather clever motto from DO.
Maybe someone should make a put-down thread?
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:40 pm
redface Uhh, yeah, I guess that was it. sweatdrop I didn't really try to understand the second line; just the first one was funny.
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The_Winter_Wolf Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:15 am
Another motto, could be crossed with a put-down:
"Jesus loves you....
but everyone else thinks you're an a*****e."
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:23 am
Remember god's always watching you. So stop worshiping him. He watches you while you're naked.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:30 am
Cloud0.0Strife Remember god's always watching you. So stop worshiping him. He watches you while you're naked.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:05 am
It's true. God's a pervert.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:09 am
I'm gonna make this a sticky.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:32 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:10 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:41 am
Ah, God, he's got a great sense of humor: 
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The_Winter_Wolf Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:24 am
Did you kow that Jesus doesn't like fat chicks?
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