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 Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:28 am
She thought I would be amused by this... blaugh she was right... I bet you will be too.
Eve's Conversation with God
(Lot's Of Poetic License Here!)
"Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution.
I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits.
He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things.
I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.
He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.
He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well.....you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord? "
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring..... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
And it will have to be our little secret........you know,
woman to woman."
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:43 pm
WOW!!! i loved it!! i got to show it to my mother!!! ëvil glare* muahahahahah coughs..coughs....ok...foget about the evil laugh...it dangerous...
any way..that was COOL!!!! i'll post it in my fotolog!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:35 pm
That was GREAT!!!!! LMAO!!
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:43 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:21 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:49 pm
what amuses me most about it is that mom's christian so she says... lol
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:10 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:54 pm
Hah, that's awesome. Sounds pretty much right, as far as christianity goes anyways.
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:29 pm
LOL!!!! thats funny!!!!!!!!!! blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh
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