CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DIAGNOSABLE
* 1. Schizophrenia --- "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- "We Three Kings Disoriented Are We"
* 3. Dementia --- "I Think I'll be Home for Christmas"
* 4. Narcissistic --- "Hark the Herald Angels Sing, Glory to....Me, Me, Me!"
* 5. Manic - "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and....."
* 6. Paranoid --- "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"...he knows when you are sleeping?! He knows when you're awake?!!
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- "Thoughts of Roasting You On An Open Fire"...wait, where are you going?
* 8. Personality Disorder --- "You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm
Going to Pout, No Way I'm Telling You Why"
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- "Silent night, Holy Ni......" oooh look at the
tree - can I have a hot chocolate, why is France so far away, where is....
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---
"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..."
