Stand up and recruit as many people as possible for our time to rule is upon us.all we need to do is instigate the neutral truce Between the MIB and the Zurg.once the rioting starts the gaians that do not wish to be on either side of the battle will come running right to us for protection.we will use the anger of both sides against eachother til they have all but slaughtered eachother.then we shall attack them while both sides are weak and cleanup this little intergalactic mess.while the masses panic we will step up and take the title of the Gaurdians of Gaia.The people out of fear of the unknown will easily accept us donning us "The New Mod Squad of Gaia" sure that the new public servant is on a short leash due to the fact that we'll put up some sort of frontman for the Gaurdians of Gaia.someone to explain away all the dissappearances.We will own Gaia and pwn eveything in it.first off we gotta make up some way to make a faux Decoder to the Zurg interface program with the words
"Alien 13"
"E.T.A. MilkW G.D.2..6}12=7"
"assimilated {GIB}hq agent