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 Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:59 am
Corrupt A Wish Welcome to the wish corruption game, a long-time tradition among many forums. In this thread, players post their wish. It doesn't have to be a real wish. The next person takes their wish, and corrupts it in a humorous fashion. That person then states their wish, for the next person to corrupt. For example:Player One Granted, but it's in prison and against your will. I wish purple wasn't so purple. I will start with my wish. I wish crime dramas weren't so frickin stupid.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:06 am
Granted, but it'll be too smart for you to comprehend.
I wish I had my driving liscence
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:07 am
Granted, but you get into a car accident on your first test drive.
I wish I could have sex with my ex again.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:11 am
Granted, but he had a sex change.
I wish I was Spider-man
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:22 am
Granted, but Doc Ock rips your limbs off and they don't regrow.
I wish pink wasn't considered a feminine colour.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:52 am
Granted, but you fall into a pink rosebush with thorns, and can't get out.
I wish I could grow back the limbs that Doc Ock ripped off, like most spiders can.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:09 am
Granted, but they grow back horridly misshapen and small.
I wish I had more potato chips.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:12 am
Granted, but you become allergic to them.
I wish I sour skittles
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:17 am
Granted, but they're so sour that your head implodes.
I wish I could talk with cats.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:21 am
Granted, but they tell you that they've always hated you and that all cats plan to kill you.
I wish that I was invincible, so Doc Ock couldn't rip off my limbs
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:26 am
Granted, but your invincibility is provided by a force shield which prevents anything from coming in contact with you, so you cannot eat or drink.
I wish Gaia would make tail items with bows attached to them.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:50 am
Granted, but the bows are always an ugly color, they always smell like skunk, and the are always tied to thight that they cut off your circulation.
I wish that I also wouldn't need to eat or drink to live, just as Spider-man did in the movie.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:52 am
Granted, but you never again know the sweet tastes of your favourite foods.
I wish more people would post in this guild.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:01 am
Granted, but their posts are invisible so you can't see them.
I wish there were many more members in the guild
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:05 am
Granted, but they're all retarded ay-holes who don't know how to role-play.
I wish the sky was purple.
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