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 Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:34 pm
One I can still remember is that when I first started playing Oblivion, just after I became a Vampire, I needed blood, and I saw a homeless woman sleeping on the streets. But like, not only did I suck her blood, I checked her little bag thingy, and she had a block of cheese. xD And well, I stole it. Kinda made me laugh now, just because out of all the things in the game yo can steal, I took a block of cheese. xD
So yeah, who else has some randomly funny stuff to share?
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:45 am
The funniest thing to ever happen to me was a glitch. I was fighting a spider daedra and it summoned its spiderling. Well I looked down to kill the little annoying thing, and the spider daedra hit me with its lightning spell. For some reason, the spell catapulted me across Tamriel. eek
I ended up in Leyawiin (I was near Bruma by the way) and my game crashed.
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:01 am
Demonix13 The funniest thing to ever happen to me was a glitch. I was fighting a spider daedra and it summoned its spiderling. Well I looked down to kill the little annoying thing, and the spider daedra hit me with its lightning spell. For some reason, the spell catapulted me across Tamriel. eek I ended up in Leyawiin (I was near Bruma by the way) and my game crashed. nice
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:04 am
one thing that made me laugh was this one movie made from another player.
the guards where chasing an argonian((sp)) named city swimmer. the player chased the guards chasing city swimmer and in the end the guards caught up with city swimmer and killed him because he stole a peice of bread.
i just find it funny he was killed because of a 1 gold bounty xd
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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:00 am
One funny thing I remember is me being bored in Oblivion and using cheats to entertain myself - raising a guard's bounty to something like 100,000 and watching the other guards pound the crap out of him for no reason. Yeah...I'm violent like that. biggrin
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:51 pm
There are some pretty funny things in the games (I find them funny at least), especially Morrowind:
1. Rieklings
2. Creeper (the scamp merchant)
3. Buying slaves just to make them fight for you (yes it's terrible, but funny)
4. The pseudo-strip club in Suran
5. Watching other people kill Divayth Fyr for his armor (before they've completed the main quest)
6. Rollie the Guar
7. The Fork of Horripilation
8. Breaking into vaults right in front of guards
9. Killing people just to make their house another base of operations
10. The many interesting places that skooma and/or moon sugar pops up in the game
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:45 am
Hm...I only found the strip club and Creeper funny. I need to look for all those things you mentioned though. I didn't do enough exploring...
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:30 pm
One time, I was at my friends house whilst he was going to tel Fyr to work on the main quest. He had daedric armor and I said,"Woah, you've got daedric? where'd you get it?", he answered,"Man, I just killed this dude and took it off his body", I answered,"cool...", so he walked across the water, and when he got to tel fyr he said,"hey, this place looks familiar", I worked hard to not laugh, but when he levitated up the air tunnel I stopped him and said,"If you go up there, try to suppress your rage", he said,"why", and kept levitating, but, when he entered the top room he jumped up, stomped his controller, and threw his mountain dew at the screen while screaming,"NO!!! STOP BEING DEAD!!!, at that point he went on ranting about puzzle boxes, and cats in sewers, and I just tried to keep my ribs from cracking due to chronic hilarious-ocity.
Funny, Huh.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:12 am
Rei Takagi One funny thing I remember is me being bored in Oblivion and using cheats to entertain myself - raising a guard's bounty to something like 100,000 and watching the other guards pound the crap out of him for no reason. Yeah...I'm violent like that. biggrin Ooo, which cheat is that? xD
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:05 am
In morrowind I was moving to slow so I made a ring to use jump (and one for slowfall) and I would them to move around fairly quickly and to escape cliffracers, well while I was doing this a cliffracer blindsided me and I flew an ok distance, but the funny part is when I landed I fell down and skided all the way to Seyda Nean.
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:06 pm
Shortly after I became a vampire in oblivion, I started to work on thieves guild quests with Skriiva. (sp?) And so, I'd be there, at the middle of night, waiting for her door to unlock so I wouldn't get yelled at for breaking and entering into a thief's home by the guild, knowing full well that wouldn't happen till the sun rose, and I'd get health dammage. So as I waited for morning, I'd search around for a house that didn't require a key and it's inhabbitants were sleeping. While everyone else in Bravil appeared to enjoy being stark awake at 10pm-1pm, this one guy... Vincent Valmori or something, I can't remember, a dark elf. Every single time I need to see Skriiva, I first lockpick my way into Valmori's average door, waltz upstairs in the house that I know now as well as he would, and into his bedroom, suck his blood, and stroll outside and wait for Skriivva. (Or whatever the spelling is.. >_o) EVERY SINGLE time I have to go there for a Thief's quest, I hit up Valmori. I just think that's funny. And yet he doesn't appear to look like a vampire, or anything... =( When I come a bit too early, Vincent and I always have a nice chat, and then I leave and wait for him to go to sleep. We're bestest friends now. xD
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:37 pm
First time I wandered outside of Sedya Neen, I suddenly heard someone screaming. All I saw was a book, then suddenly a man landed straight up on his feet. He had fallen who knows how far and he landed on his FEET! Then, out of curiousity, I used one of the scrolls he dropped. I went flying and then I thought "Hey, wait a minute... I DON'T HAVE A FEATHERFALL SPELL!"
And then I died.
That, to me, was pretty funny.
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:48 pm
I put my friends game oh high difficulty while he was in the bathroom, he picked a fight with a guard when at level 5... i think you know what happened.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:59 am
The first character I made on Morrowind
was a Khajiit female.
I decided to have her run around nekkid and
when I first found Fargoth he so casually said:
"How freeeeeee you are to venture in nude!"
Let's just say I put my clothes on and promptly left.
To this day I always think of that when I see him.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:55 pm
xcrimsonlegendx
The first character I made on Morrowind
was a Khajiit female.
I decided to have her run around nekkid and
when I first found Fargoth he so casually said:
"How freeeeeee you are to venture in nude!"
Let's just say I put my clothes on and promptly left.
To this day I always think of that when I see him.
lol, fargoth likes you wink
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