yes it's that time of year again, X-mas! now so of y'all say it's pronounce "Chirstmas" but for me it's X-mas. no, it's not cuz im atheist it's cuz the "X" in X-mas stands for "extreme". you're probably thinking "then wouldn't it be E-mas?" NO!!! cuz it's so extreme the "e" can't keep up so it's X-mas!

ah, X-mas. the time for giving and recieving to the extreme! it's a time where you have to unwrap your presents within 30 seconds to disarmed a bomb strapped to a bus of baby pandas, which is currently about to drive off a cliff in 15 seconds while being attack by wild zombie robotic vampires riding mutant T-rexes. and if anything reaches zero america will fall into the hands of those damn bears and these aren't your average bear, in fact they're smarter than the average bear. oh, and did i mention everything is set on fire.

well, have fun saving america in your own X-mas way.

Happy Holidays!!!