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39 Ways To Know You're Obsessed With Naruto Uzumaki

1. You dyed your hair blonde and have blue contacts
2. You love your sharpie 'cause you can draw whiskers with it
3. You have a Naruto key chain
4. You have an orange jumpsuit like his
5. If you're ever in a random conversation and shout "Believe it!"
6. You have tried to make a clone of yourself like he does
7. You have succeeded in making said clone o.O (Teach me damn it!)
8. You're constantly on eBay bidding on a Naruto Uzumaki stuff
9. You've won most of it...
10. You threaten your friend when they say "I hate Naruto"
11. You're in an Uzumaki Fanclub
12. You're president of that fanclub... -_-*
13. You have ever manga/magazine/video game he's in
14. When someone tries to touch said things, you beat the s**t outta them
15. You have a marriage certificate on the net saying you married Naruto
16. Someone said they loved Naruto, and they were never seen again *shifty eyes*
17. You have a bunch of fox stuffed animals
18. Their names are things like "Naruto-kun, Ramen King, Foxy Boy, etc..."
19. You call him your "Cute Little Fox Boy" *coughs* (Who does that sound like?)
20. Your homepage is purely Naruto Uzumaki
21. You have a banner saying he's yours and yours alone
22. You get into arguments with your friends about who's better (Ex: Kimimaro vs. Naruto, Sasuke vs. Naruto)
23. All your pictures on Yahoo Messenger usually have something to do with him
24. You eat ramen everyday no matter what
25. If someone steals Naruto from you, you will beat them with a stick
26. You constantly listen to any Naruto theme songs
27. You have a fanfic on Naruto
28. You've glued nine tails to your butt so you'll feel more like a Kyuubi no Kitsune [Fox of Nine Tails]
29. You have a pet fox (I want one... *grumbles* Lucky...)
30. You're boyfriend/girlfriend has blonde hair and blue eyes and you usually draw whiskers on them
31. Everytime you see Naruto [the guy dumbass] on tv you squeal and tell everyone to shut the hell up 'cause your mans on
32. You have recurring dreams about Naru-kun
33. You have a poster of him hanging over your bed so you see him before bed
34. You kiss another poster you have hanging on the wall everyday
35. You sign everything 'Sincerely, The Future Mrs. Uzumaki'
36. You're computer desktops background is Naruto -_-*
37. You like to yell "Shadow Clone Jutsu" wherever you go
38. The fact you're reading this to see if you really are or not kinda tells me everything
39. You've done the majority of this list

that is really sad.




really.

And I sat here and read that whole thing...
-_____-

It's interesting how in the thread title, you have, "your," when in your post, while saying the exact same thing (only correctly), you have, "you're."
And how, "Uzumaki," is spelled wrong in the thread title, and spelled right in the post.

I used to do #26.
I do #5 sometimes in online conversations just to piss people off.
And I did #38, obviously.

there is a kid at my school that has so many things of naruto. he kind of looks like him too. oh well i love ramen

I just finished off a bowl of ramen... oh, say, two minutes ago? yeah. And I actually took the time to read all 39 on that list. xp

beef ramen is love <3