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Share your funny stories about yourself and other people.
Just for a laugh.


Here's mine:
Not to be mean. But this kid really is. And he thinks he's a Wiccan lord or something. I don't even know. Now, I'm not saying that he's not Wiccan, cause he very well might be; but you don't go around telling everyone and pretending to cast spells on people. It's not a very public religion. (?)
Me and my friends thought this part was the funniest. For our school, we were making a Healing Earth Blanket. It's where you take plants and wool and leaves and basically anything from nature and make it into a blanket. Then you send it somewhere (we sent it to the coaling mountains or something, where they cut the tops off of mountains) and they put the blanket there and it eventually gets embedded into the Earth and helps give back. Well, he took this like dead plant thing, and was shaking it all over the place and mumbling something. That's just not something that you do. First, you get it all over the place. Second, a lot of the people had allergies. Just out of respect, you don't do that.
Other than that, this kid is funny. Not in a good way though. Because he'll put everything in your face, and he thinks that he knows everything. Not that I do either, but he doesn't. He'll go and tell you that he's going to turn you into a frog or something because he doesn't like you.

Just thought that was funny.
Any stories to share?

This one time, when I was trying to find other people in my area, there was this kid who claimed he could talk to ghosts. And he said there was one with me (ok, there is. There are a few who follow my family around from place to place, and hide our things. Playful poltergeists, I call them, though I'm not exactly sure), and that he was this big prison guy, and he wanted to hurt my family, and blah blah blah.
Now, I know there is no big prison guy ghost trying to hurt my family. Mainly because I'm good at the whole "banishing those with evil intent" thing. I've been dealing with spirits and Gods all my life. The ghost that was with me that day didn't have a physical avatar, or a ghosts form. It was purely energy, and it was not malign; as I've said, they're playful.
So I explained this, and told him that, and he started yelling something about cursing me and this and that, and sending a spirit to... Well... Spiritually rape me. confused I kind of literally laughed in his face, because I know more about magic and curses. And I know that I don't believe he had any ability whatsoever.
After that people kind of stayed away from him. rolleyes

I'm going to stick with my fairy story, Still my number one funny moment.