First off you need a cow. The fresher the better. I'll use this one wearing a Santa outfit. You feed the cow crab grass, presley, an apple, a pear, and some bacon. Now if it doesn't eat the ingrediants, all you have to do is use open its mouth and stuff them into its first stomach. After a few hour in there the cow will pass them. They will now have some of the natural cow flavoring. 3nodding
Next you put it in a pie tin and get a giant mallet. You then take the Cow and steal its skin. (Don't worry, cow's actually wear very edible clothes over there skin, which is a crust they use for pies. They make cow, but don't want to share it because of its deliciousness. All you have to do is find the zipper) You line the pie in the tin with the cow skin crust and line the pie. Then leave it out in the sun to bake for about an hour.
When it's done it should look like this:
Now you let teh cow go so it can make more of the pie crust they hide as their skin. And each pie serves 1-4. 3nodding
